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Yeah…this didn’t end well. >>87171

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TheAbridgenator
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Entil'Zha
@Karazon Poor Centurions never know what hit them. XD
 
Oh, the Archery perks are fantastic in Skyrim. :D Only reason my Thief can lose at all is cuz I barely invest in Smithing or Enchanting, lol.
 
Shrouded Hand Wraps, brah, it’s the gift that keeps on giving. Granted, pulling off a backstab on dragons is damn near impossible…
Karazor
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@Abridgenator  
Fireball’s useful once you’ve got the perk that lets you stagger with dual-cast, since it’s mana-cheap and you can just stunlock them forever. It kinda pales next to, say, a Legendary Dragonbone Longbow with the archery perks and a high marksman skill, because you can kill them so fast that they can’t reach you anyway.
 
Or you can sneak-attack them and kill them in one shot. :-P Or cruise around with legendary daggers, muffled boots, and the backstab perk and kill literally anything in one swing.
TheAbridgenator
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Entil'Zha
@Karazor I actually got a lot of use out of Fireball, more than any other spell for that reason. I think it’s due to the whole anti-Magic theme in Skyrim.
 
On the other side we have the Thief class, which is…ummm…pandered to juuuust a bit. XD
Karazor
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@Abridgenator:  
I’m not knocking armored mages, I’m knocking mages. :-P Magic in Skyrim is kinda weak compared to smithing+weapon skills, since spells don’t damage-scale with skill like all weapons do, and their damage-boosting perks aren’t as powerful as the weapon perks.
TheAbridgenator
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Entil'Zha
@Karazor Naaah, man, these types ALWAYS pick the two-handed; they wanna play as the Dovaahkin on the poster, so they go full on barbarian.
 
And don’t underestimate Armored Mages so easily! I actually played a Heavy Armored Swapping Spellsword (double wield swords for close, double magic for distance) and apart from Falmer and Forsworn I was a wrecking ball.
Trickquestion
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Hey, maybe Paarthurnax is who Spike’s father is! They both have the whole “only dragon to live peacefully with mortals” thing going for them.
Karazor
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Where are you seeing a two-handed weapon? With that wacky armor combo, we may be looking at an Unarmed-spec Dovahkiin, or maybe a mage. Definitely not an optimizer, at least. :-P
Trickquestion
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Yeah, he lets Odahvig live since the guy vowed to help defeat Alduin, and you don’t have to kill Paarthurnax, the game’s only unambiguously good dragon.
TheAbridgenator
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Entil'Zha
@TrickQuestion At least Esbern seemed to be legitimately concerned with the mentality of the dragons and how far they could be trusted. Delphine literally only wanted to kill them to win a dick measuring contest with the Penitus Oculatus and the Thalmor, and literally put her obsession with the Blades above THE FATE OF SKYRIM ITSELF.