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That dastardly orange pencil…

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IHateThatHedgehog
The End wasn't The End - Found a new home after the great exodus of 2012

@BlazingDazzlingDusk  
Orange Pencil the Orange Pencil? PFFT. What do I look like, a miracle worker? It’ll never catch on. Next you’ll be saying you want Orange Pencil the Notepad, for all of your doodling with your Orange Pencil the Orange Pencil needs? I’m not working with 22nd century technology here! Maybe someday, in the far-off future, there can be a Orange Pencil the Orange Pencil. But it just. Can’t. Happen. Today.  
(Awaiting inevitable response of the Orange Pencil with Orange Pencil the Orange Pencil carved into it, thus proving my insane ramblings wrong. If that’s even possible; full disclosure, I don’t know the intricate techniques of carving words on pencils.)
 
@BlazingDazzlingDusk  
I’m already managing the moichandising, so that’s already taken. I could use someone to test them, though. Gotta make sure those Orange Pencil the Flamethrowers are hot enough! I also need to test some new prospective products. Orange Pencil the Flesh-Eating Acid (very deceptive name,) Orange Pencil the Brazen Bull, Orange Pencil the Guillotine to smell a few–all VERY harmless, I promise. Scout’s honor.
IHateThatHedgehog
The End wasn't The End - Found a new home after the great exodus of 2012

@ED-SKaR  
The Orange Pencil Holiday Special doesn’t exist, stop goofing around. Who would watch a holiday special built around some lame fictional holiday celebrated by characters who speak a fictional language without subtitles, in a story which is largely a (lame) comedy variety show with the Dazzlings and the Orange Pencil making only token cameos? A project so bad that the creator of The Orange Pencil, BlazingDazzlingDusk, would go on record to say he would hunt down and destroy every copy with a sledgehammer if given the chance? At least he would say that, if it ever existed. Which it doesn’t. Silly.
 
@BlazingDazzlingDusk  
Don’t forget the basics! Orange Pencil the T-Shirt! Orange Pencil the Coloring Book! Orange Pencil the Lunchbox! Orange Pencil the Breakfast Cereal! Orange Pencil the Flamethrower! The kids love that one. Sonata too; sure you can guess why. Last but certainly not least: Orange Pencil the Doll! BUY MORE MERCHANDISE Whoops! Defective product. It’s supposed to say, “Adagio is the greatest!” as well as ten other delightful catchphrases. Adorable.  
Now I know what you’re thinking. Where’s the blatantly obvious? Well, mein Freund, don’t you fret. Just off the proverbial assembly line! Plans for a Orange Pencil the Animated Series! With jokes so immature, children and simple-minded adults alike can get into its brand of juvenile humor, inspired by that great comedian, Adam Sandler. And people said an escaped mental patient couldn’t run an advertising office! Who’s laughing now, Ethel? You are, sir! Pipe down, Ethel! The doctor said I should quit talking to you. He’s a quack! Right as always, Ethel!
BlazingDazzlingDusk
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@Background Pony #4561  
You have done evil, evil work here today my friend, you have given the orange pencil the push it needs to eradicate Adagio and take over the world!
 
Oh, don’t worry, we’ll keep this going. We’ll keep this going until it can go no further.
 
 
@ED-SKaR  
And it’s not just that orange pencil, every orange pencil signifies the presence of Queen Cheeto Puff!
 
 
@IHateThatHedgehog  
I almost forgot! I haven’t even started on the merchandise yet! Plush toys, action figures, key rings. The list is endless!
 
Let’s just see how low we can go, and once we’ve done that, we’ll go even lower.
IHateThatHedgehog
The End wasn't The End - Found a new home after the great exodus of 2012

@BlazingDazzlingDusk  
Don’t forget the prequels showing how the Orange Pencil came to be:  
That Orange Pencil: The Poofy Menace  
That Orange Pencil: Attack of the Cloned Pencils  
& That Orange Pencil: Revenge of the Eraser  
And of course the inevitable long-delayed sequel:  
That Orange Pencil: The Search for More Money.
 
@BlazingDazzlingDusk  
That point of no return has already been crossed and there’s no going back.  
So what say from here we see just how low we can go?
ED-SKaR
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The End wasn't The End - Found a new home after the great exodus of 2012

….What have I started?
I mentioned the glorious Orange Pencil, and now it’s becoming an infamous celebrity!!!!
Keep this going!
 
For thee, who lies safe in anonymity, there is no protection from The Great Orange Pencil, there is no respite from its wrath.  
We shall all fall before the bringer of cheese floofy.
Background Pony #2D9F
….What have I started?
 
I mentioned the glorious Orange Pencil, and now it’s becoming an infamous celebrity!!!!
 
Keep this going!