I noticed that it’s raining and NOTHING is wet

Great there’s a man calling Rainbow dash “object” LOVELY I “porsonly” think that is weird.

Um what?🤔🦄

NOOOOO! IT’S COPPER SUN ALL OVER AGAIN DAMN IT!

Poor Rainbow Dash I would buy her just to save her and me and her would be best friends forever.

>age: average  

I’d bid alot and just free her.

First Contact did not go well. A combination of xenophobia, miscommunication, and ideological differences and possibly deliberate sabotage eventually led to war. Magic was nigh useless on Earth, and Humankind’s highly advanced technology dominated the comparatively simple technology of Equestria and beyond. Combined with sheer weight of numbers, it was only a matter of time before Mankind achieved total control.
 
In the aftermath of the First Contact War, as it came to be known, the various inhabitants of Equiss came to be seen as spoils of war, and a new slave trade rose to prominence. Friends and families were often torn apart. The Mane 6, heroes before and during the war, were intentionally separated, as they would often cause trouble when left together and to their own devices.
 
Rainbow Dash had failed. She failed Equestria. She failed her home. She failed her family. She failed her friends. There was nothing left for her to fight for. Her spirit utterly broken, she made no effort to resist her enslavement. She’d silently do whatever she was told, no matter how difficult or demeaning. This was her life now. This was all that was left to her.

I would bid everything I own.

frankly if I could have my own dashie I’d give all the money i have and even get a loan if needed but i’d not let her slip away xD

wow what a ripoff
 
eager and loyal, then why do you need those chains?
 
you want me to give you money for that?
 
you couldn’t even convince her to stand in place without restraints!
 
deceptive advertising at its worst.

@BarryFromMars  
Well, I’m not saying that there will be destroyed. Those who surrender, or do not have time to take harm, just will arrested. As for humanity… It even have a limit.

@Background Pony #B2C3
 
Oh. I’m not in agreement about killing them, Though stun guns and sleep-darts I’m OK with.
 
Then stuff like this can happen too:
 

@BarryFromMars  
But is not it clear? Destroy spawn of slavetrade, interrogate those who were not killed during detention. And then out of business patrons cook soap.
 
Yes, i’m very dislike slave trade. But art is good.

@Background Pony #B2C3
 
… For what purpose?

All specially rigged. Auctioneer- undercover agent, automatic railgun and a pair of shield charms under his cloak. Snipers on the rooftops, nearby SWAT team, preparing to arrange buyers “kyz’kinu mat’”
 
As for Dash, firstl, she asked to intern in the team. Warned her that will not be easy. Second, the chains is not fixed, and before the start, Dash sniffed onion sort “Hiroshima”
 
So, all in the field, all ready. Before the operation 3 … 2 … 1 … GO!

Here’s an idea:
 
Of course this is a drawing but if it was not, How about if all who would set her free just put all of their resources in the same pot and bid that?

@Darkfur  
Why not….I like to make new friends.

@Caleb Belyeu  
Damn, I don’t have that kind of money…
 

 

 

 
Wanna be friends?

@Darkfur  
$3,000,000!

@badassgrunt88  
YEEEEEEEEEEEEEAH!  
$200 FOR THE PEGASUS!  
SHE’S MINE BITCHES!

OK LADS, LET’S GIVE THEM A CHARGE! FOR RAINBOW DASH!

“Object”? Is that a proper word? Not knocking the artist, It might have been intended that way to show a lack of heart on the fictional auctioneer’s (Fictional) account.

Do I smell a potential Django Unchained crossover?

@Isazel  
This guy knows what’s going on!