And yet this man is an idiot.
 
Your welcome.

Snek???  
SNEEEEEEEK

Just turn around and give this thing a good, big fireball in the face

[GRIMDARK]|| Ophidya’s gratitude is as vast as it is alien, and in the spirit of recompense she grabs Trixie by her mane, kicking and screaming, into the prison where she spent the better part of a thousand years. Her coils wrap around her idiot summoner as she kisses her, sharp teeth flooding her body with heavy magical poisons.
 
“My venom will make every second feel like ten thousand years, and in this nightmare world, ten thousand years occur in the span of every second. So with each second passing you shall experience ten million years of agony…and oh my is it kept fresh. They will NEVER let you die.”
 
Trixie is chained to a horrible, thorny metal throne, surrounded by an army of millions of demons, magical entities, monstrous machines, and elemental spirits, all trained and intent on making her suffer in the most horrific manner possible.
 
“See you in a thousand years. Well, a thousand years on the outside, anyway.**”
 
The throng descends upon Trixie, and the last thing Ophidya sees of her is a horde of goblins tearing off her stupid summoning outfit.
 
** translates to about 3 quintillion years; for context, our Planet Earth and all its history is about 4 billion years old. Trixie’s punishment will last, from her perspective, for one billion times the existence of the entire world. ||

@PonyPon  
“Trifling Unicorn!”

Ah, the perils of summoning.