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Description

“I can think of at least twenty things that are better than waking up to the smell of pony butt in the morning.
 
Such as:
 
  • Being shot.  
  • Being shot twice.  
  • Accidentally drinking rancid milk.  
  • Bees.  
  • Accidentally drinking bees.  
  • Being shot while accidentally drinking bees.  
  • Waking up to the smell of pony butt.  
  • Being on fire.  
  • Dropping your ice cream on the floor, on a hot summers day.  
  • Then you get shot.”

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Background Pony #8DD1
This should be tagged with Pudgemuffin  
also, no, drinking bees is not better than this i will tell you