>>2195980 - I’m getting blown!

Diamond Tiara: Blank flank!  
Silver Spoon: Blank flank!  
Shaded Pole: Hey…
 
[after 200 days, Shaded finally gets that cutie mark]
 
Shaded Pole: Look! I got my CM!  
Diamond Tiara: So basic!  
Silver Spoon: Um, it is not basic! It’s… cool. Get it?  
Diamond Tiara: What?! But his CM is just a fan!  
Silver Spoon: So what?
 
[Diamond starts to cry just cuz she lost a friend]
 
[somepony walks over and helps her up]
 
Fizzle Berry: I have a crown and a berry for a cutie mark. Wanna be my friend?  
Diamond Tiara: Wh-who are you?  
Fizzle Berry: I am Fizzle Berry. I came from Manehattan, I’m 6 years old.  
Diamond Tiara: I’m D-diamond Tiara.  
Fizzle Berry: Come. You can visit my home.  
Diamond Tiara: Really?  
Fizzle Berry: Yep!
 
[after 3 hours of playing at Fizzle’s house]
 
Diamond Tiara: Bye, Fizzle!  
Fizzle Berry: Bye!
 
[Diamond leaves]
 

 
The End

@Revenant Wings  
ask nicely

So how do you turn up the speed?

“I’m your biggest fan.”

@Ace the Dark Wolf  
Really? I was thinking more along the lines of an oven.
 
You know, because his stuff’s on fiyah~
 
[Also leaves the room in shame]

@Joseph Raszagal  
A fridge.  
That’s why his art is always so cool.  
…  
…  
…  
I’ll see my self out.

@DragonBoi471  
So is Badum’s mother a ceiling fan or an air conditioner?

(Sits behind fanpone) “Badum, I am your father.”

@BarryFromMars  
Thought you’d show up; better oscillate than never.

To be Fank, all of these puns are blowing through the thread easily.

>object pony (132)
 

I need to make a supercut of all the times Jake from the Midnight Screenings went on a tear about puns.

@kircher  
Sure. That’s duelble. I’ll be Hrunting for more of them, so I can keep Nægling you.

@Chicago Ted  
I don’t think I’m well tempered enough to cut it with you guys anymore. You go on and forge ahead. I’ll try to catch up. I’m up to the hilt in work anyway.

…I love you guys.

@kircher  
Sharp idea. Nice way to steel the show. It’s a broad subject that we can swing around.
 
What others can we forge?

@trueblue02  
 
Also any blade-related puns, etc.

@trueblue02  
…bows My lord…

I’ma just sit back and enjoy this fantastic circulation of puns and not get involved. It would be a breeze,but I don’t want to fan the flames so I’ll just play it cool. I’m just blown away by the oscillation of material revolving around here.

@kircher  
Sudden Dust of Lightning, very very frightening ME!

I think you guys are blowing things out of proportion. Puns like these might be a crime, but gustice will soon be served.

This is cool.

Very nice!

Could all you air-headed blowhards just quit with the puns already?