Pony has no idea how they got there
Pony is stuck in your room and cannot leave
No one else can see or hear pony
(Pony turns out to be intensely obnoxious)”
What? That was up for questioning? I’d let them sleep on the bed on principle. You just happened to appear here, with no idea how, in some strange world with nobody you know? Yeah, of course you can have the bed. I’m not heartless.
Like seriously my own perception of the world can’t differ from the actual world by more than a certain amount. And even then it’s an arbitrary distinction which things are caused by something anyway. In reality it’s all particles. If I perceive one difference then technically everything is different.
I would immediately begin empirical tests to determine the extent of the pony’s existence. There must be a logical breakdown somewhere. I’d start doing things like placing the pony on a scale, seeing if the scale is affected, asking others if the scale is affected as they see it, using photovoltaic sensors to check for a shadow, placing the pony in a full bathtub to check for volume, simple things like throwing a crumpled paper at the pony on a trajectory to hit someone else: if the paper never hits them the pony must exist, etc. I’d get to the bottom if things
if other cant hear or see it, go on like nothing changed
if i can feel the pony, and if pony is cool with it. 24/7 fuck fest when im home
seriously, i got over the whole other species thing long before ponies came around, all that matters is sapients.
Either way, I will conclude that I have gone insane and am probably being used as a puppet by the Great Horror Terrors of Marshmallow Land.
i dont think everything is tulpa mate, cant he just enjoy nice things?
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