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Champions of Equestria

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“One day you wake up to find pony in your room  
Pony has no idea how they got there  
Pony is stuck in your room and cannot leave  
No one else can see or hear pony  
(Pony turns out to be intensely obnoxious)”

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alidan

well… i masturbate in my room…  
if other cant hear or see it, go on like nothing changed
 
if i can feel the pony, and if pony is cool with it. 24/7 fuck fest when im home
 
seriously, i got over the whole other species thing long before ponies came around, all that matters is sapients.
Psychopomf
The End wasn't The End - Found a new home after the great exodus of 2012

I’d contemplate my own madness and try to wonder if the real world can be affected by the pony and see what others see.
 
Either way, I will conclude that I have gone insane and am probably being used as a puppet by the Great Horror Terrors of Marshmallow Land.
Rostam
The End wasn't The End - Found a new home after the great exodus of 2012

so tulpa is like a extreme imaginary friend, that your mind projects in reality or some shit…
 
i dont think everything is tulpa mate, cant he just enjoy nice things?
ChickNeighney
The End wasn't The End - Found a new home after the great exodus of 2012

What? That was up for questioning? I’d let them sleep on the bed on principle. You just happened to appear here, with no idea how, in some strange world with nobody you know? Yeah, of course you can have the bed. I’m not heartless.
Background Pony #6F60
I want to visit 4chan because The Weaver is there. That is literally the only reason.
Jaggarunder
The End wasn't The End - Found a new home after the great exodus of 2012

potato wizard
Like seriously my own perception of the world can’t differ from the actual world by more than a certain amount. And even then it’s an arbitrary distinction which things are caused by something anyway. In reality it’s all particles. If I perceive one difference then technically everything is different.
Jaggarunder
The End wasn't The End - Found a new home after the great exodus of 2012

potato wizard
I would immediately begin empirical tests to determine the extent of the pony’s existence. There must be a logical breakdown somewhere. I’d start doing things like placing the pony on a scale, seeing if the scale is affected, asking others if the scale is affected as they see it, using photovoltaic sensors to check for a shadow, placing the pony in a full bathtub to check for volume, simple things like throwing a crumpled paper at the pony on a trajectory to hit someone else: if the paper never hits them the pony must exist, etc. I’d get to the bottom if things