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Background Pony #271F
I got two questions:  
  1. How did he catch up with her since she was faster AND flying?  
  2. Do pegasus ponies actually have something like a “license” for flying? I mean, 1/3 of Equestria has flying creatures (pegasi, bats, griffons,…) so there have to be some sort of rule for it
Background Pony #6C7D
COP: Good afternoon ma’am, do you know why I pulled you over?
 
RD: Must you really ask?
 
COP: You were traveling at 300mph and repeatedly switched between lanes.
 
RD: Oh come on officer, you can’t expect a pony like me to go at 30, can you?
 
COP: ALL road users, regardless of race or species must abide by traffic laws. These laws were created so that nobody drove the road like their own personal race tracks, otherwise the fatal car accident ratings would be beyond acceptable.
 
RD: Yeah, I get it, you want me to travel like a slowpoke. Can I go now?
 
COP: I’ll need your name and your driver’s license ma’am.
 
RD: But… I don’t have a driver’s license, I-
 
COP: I’m placing you under arrest for dangerous driving and driving without a license.
 
RD: Wha?!?
LucifersSeraph
Bronze Bit -
The End wasn't The End - Found a new home after the great exodus of 2012

@Applejack:  
Breaking the sound barrier and shattering the visible light spectrum producing a shock-wave powerful enough to split solid rock in a built-up area probably has a hefty fine stapled to it as well.