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Ladies and gentlemen, the Akaname.
She’s attracted to dirty places, and dirty people, and will use her seemingly endless prehensile, slimy, and powerful tongue to hold you down and lick you head to toe. So if that’s not your thing… keep clean :D
She’s attracted to dirty places, and dirty people, and will use her seemingly endless prehensile, slimy, and powerful tongue to hold you down and lick you head to toe. So if that’s not your thing… keep clean :D
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But how would cartoon physics work in real life? Unless you’re Pinkie Pie, in which case you’re likely an ambassador from the Looney Tunes universe and have diplomatic immunity to our laws of physics.
“If you’ll notice, they hit the same rib twice, and it produced a different note. Are we expected to believe this is some sort of ‘magic xylophone’? I hope someone got fired for this.”
Why wouldn’t you? Wouldn’t it feel uncomfortable? If she somehow manages to get her tongue all the way down to your stomach, wouldn’t it just dissolve in the acid? Or can she somehow do all of this without harming anyone?
Why on earth would you want to prevent that~
That’s assuming he/she can’t slide his/her tongue into the narrow crack. The akaname can generally squeeze into extremely tight spaces.
Say no, just without opening your mouth.
@LemonDrop
So how does one prevent an akaname from ramming his/her tongue down one’s throat and giving one a surprise endoscopy/colonoscopy?
Pretty much the same scenario :P
But what if she were my girlfriend?
@Free Current
As of yet she doesn’t even have a name. Personality-wise she’s not that different from a normal pony, save for that she has zero sense of personal space and of course wants to lick them :P
If she had a name, it would be in the tags.
@Badumsquish
So is “Aka” her name now? And would this quirk apply in other aspects of life?
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Not really. They don’t have any of the same social norms as we or regular ponies do :D
Does privacy exist in their vocabulary, at least?!
Like damn, I don’t want her looking at me while I’m trying to take a sh*t!
“Too far” basically doesn’t exist in their vocabulary XD
Well she’s waiting for you to finish so she can lick you clean.
I’M TRYING TO TAKE A SH*T!!! >:0
She lives and thrives in filthy places. She just has no qualms whatsoever going after a filthy pony either :D
Bonus bonus points if she’s really obvious about it. She knocks a sink fixture off of the wall while staring right at you.
“Oops. Guess SOMEONE needs a tongue bath.”
Edited
As disgusting as that is, the idea of her destroying all the toilet rolls in every restroom she comes across just so nobody can get rid of any of their filth before she gets there is kind of hilarious. Bonus points if she trashes the sinks and soap dispensers too.
“Hey there, I thought I heard the sound of an empty roll of toilet paper spinning fruitlessly on its mounting rod. Maybe I can help you out?”