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Description
Spike had a choice to make on witch girl he wanted, but he though “why do I have to choose when I can have both?” So he found one of Twilight’s spells and ask Ember and Rarity to come to the cattle. They came in an ask him why he call them. Spike open cast the spell. Before the two girls know what hit them, the spell fused them together and turn Rarity into a dragon. Now Spike came have both of them.
I can imagine Pit from Kid Icarus thinking they might be the Three Headed-Hewdrew’s long-lost cousin ten times removed. XD
Rarity: If you didn’t have me?
Ember: If I didn’t have you.
Rarity: Well how about if I didn’t have you, huh?
Rarity and Ember: Oh what I could be if there was only me. Oh what I’d do if I didn’t have you.
Twilight: Stop bickering and get your act together.
Rarity: Act? Did somepony say “act?” I can act. If only I had separate parts, my career would be the arts. I’d be the star of Canterlot, you’d be the half that Equestria forgot if I didn’t have you.
Ember: I should be so lucky.
Rarity: If I didn’t have you.
Ember: Oh, wait, you’d be dead.
Rarity and Ember: Oh what I could be if there was only me. Oh what I’d do if I didn’t have you. Oh what I’d do if I didn’t have you.
Rarity: Trapped! Trapped!
Ember: Stuck with you for five centuries.
Rarity: Oh dear, it’s worse to count.
Ember: If I got a good lawyer, I would have split four centuries ago.
Rarity: Now listen here, sister, I never came here to be insulted!
Ember: Oh yeah? Well where do you usually go?
Rarity: I’d be a fire-breathing lizard.
Ember: I’d be one high flying wizard.
Rarity: You’d be nothing without me. You’d be extinct, you’d cease to be.
Ember: I’m so tired of your nagging.
Rarity: And I’m so tired of your bragging.
Ember: Without me, you won’t have a brain._
Rarity and Chorus: With which to think.
Ember and Rarity: I’d be rocking with the dinos, swinging with the rhinos (If only I had separate parts). I’d redragonize this cave in a minute (My career would be the arts). “Ember” will be folklore cause I’ll be the dragon lord (I’d be the star of Canterlot). I would love this world without you in it. If I didn’t have you.
Chorus: If I didn’t have you.
Ember and Rarity: If I didn’t have you.
Chorus: If I didn’t have you. Yeah! Yeah! Yeah!
Rarity: This way, let me lead.
Ember: No this way, twinkle toes.
Ember and Rarity: Life could be so sweet if these were both my feet. Oh, what I’d do if I didn’t have you.
Ember: I got you, babe.
Ember and Rarity: Oh, what I’d do if I didn’t have you! (Imitaing Elvis Persley) WHOA! If I didn’t, oh if I didn’t have yoooooooouuu!
Ember: Thank ya, thank ya very much.
Rarity: Rarity’s left the building.
Ember: You’ve never sung before, have ya?
Kiss kiss kiss!
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