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And don’t y’all even start with that ‘horses can eat meat and they do it sometimes but not all the time’ jive

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Background Pony #A7A7
@Peel_a_na
A lot of large herbivores (including horses, deer and cattle) do occasionally eat a meaty snack (typically a small bird or rodent) to get some nutrients they couldn’t get from a strictly plant only diet.
Background Pony #A7A7
Anon: I’ll do so if you promise to pay an equal portion of the bill.  
Starlight: Bitch, I’m a horse. Do you see all the pockets I don’t have to carry money around with me?  
Anon: Well, just like with the restaurant, no money equals no steak.
Wellwater
Magnificent Metadata Maniac - #1 Assistant
My Little Pony - 1992 Edition
Wallet After Summer Sale -

Just a flurry of H₂O
@Crazieman  
Yes, that would be my point. Since, presumably, AJ is not a drugged-up whackjob, and appears to be eating meat or an imitation thereof, the only reasonable conclusion is that ponies are at least part-time meat-eaters.
 
(The fact that this coincides with real horses to some extent, as I was aware of and as the description alludes to, is convenient, but not essential.)
Wellwater
Magnificent Metadata Maniac - #1 Assistant
My Little Pony - 1992 Edition
Wallet After Summer Sale -

Just a flurry of H₂O
@Crystal Neighybánya  
But what kind of drugged-up whackjob makes — or eats — an imitation of some food that their biology and culture are utterly antithetical to?
 
(Admittedly, this reminds me of Chesteron’s hilarious bit comparing vegetarians’ mock turkeys to former cannibal tribesmen’s hypothetical mock-missionaries arranged out of joints of meat. One might reasonably “regard the proceedings … with something less than approval, and perhaps with something akin to alarm.” But it’s still worse when there should presumably be no historical reason for the practice in the first place.)
Background Pony #E8FE
@Crystal Neighybánya  
It also wasn’t made to handle certain foods that the ponies eat in the show just fine. Some of the things they eat on the show would be poisonous to real horses.
CastorOil
Not a Llama - Happy April Fools Day!

Priorities
Here’s something equal, through MY effort and money, I was able to purchase this steak; you come along and demand a piece of my steak thorugh absolutely no effort of your own; who are you to demand something that which you didn’t earn?  
IT ISN’T EQUAL, COMMIE.
Background Pony #EC9A
Think of it this way. I’m an alien in this world. I consider this a survival situation. Therefore, if you eat my dinner, you may become my dinner.