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Bat Guard: “Nobles, man… This is what happens when they try too hard to keep bloodlines ‘pure’ or whatever.”
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Royal guard: I know what you mean man, most of those royal types are just wall eyed buck toothed monsters wheeled around under a sheet
Cut to actual inbred royal pony in wheel harness
Noble: I say, wherever is grandmama! She would so enjoy the festunities!
Assistant: festunities isn’t a word sir
Noble: my mind races from the damp!!
Edited
That’s actually the helmet’s crest, not the pony’s mane.
“His breath smells like dried peanut butter.”
But the full name was clever as well.