NO! Pizza on pineapple!

@Background Pony #E48F  
I mean, I’ve yet to hear anyone decry bacon pancakes.

Pineapple on pizza is good. But the real challenge: pepperoni on pancakes. Are you up to it?

@Captain Obvious  

 
Grossest Of All Time

🍍🍕

This is fax, pineapple + meat is the GOAT

YOU PREDICTED THE FUTURE

@Vivace  
I do :3

I hope you feel so freaking vindicated.

Holy shit, this was prophetic.

@Wesley Foxx  
Basically this. The ham is what helps pineapple on pizza taste good. I don’t like pepperoni though. I prefer meatball, ham, or chicken for a meat topping.

@Dragonpone  
Oh uh, I’ve tried the pineapple pizza since. It’s good.

of course pineapple 🍍 on pizza 🍕 is great, Starlight – just remember, you can’t force other people to liek it. OTHERWISE THEY’LL START HATING YOU FOR IT – AND THEN YOU WILL HAEV NO FRIENDS, JUST LIKE SUNSET SHIMMER AND MOONDANCER.

@Spritejunkee  
Ate a toaster oven sized portion of chicken tenders and fries pretty much every day, and then a Portillos hamburger and fries during work every day I worked for almost ten years. And about 2-3 cans of soda a day. Somewhere over 350 pounds. A high fat diet with obesity will cost you. So now I’m down a non-vital organ, have to regard fat as potentially damaging to my liver as alchohol (since it’s now got to work about 5 times harder than it normally would to produce bile to process it) so I can no longer eat greasy stuff, but hey, I’ve lost upwards of a hundred pounds in less than a year.

@Keith Mowz  
I wanna know what you did to your gallbladder.
 
@raw19  
“A style of pizza with a sweet crust that makes you cry and smile a lot.”

@Background Pony #93EB  
Apples? On pizza…?  
Chicken and Apple Pizza?

As an italian I can tell that it isn’t  
Myself 19:1

@Keith Mowz  
I guess I’ve always been more of a military guy at heart, now that I think about it.

@toxicitzi  
Sorry, I follow food Bill Nye instead of food Sergeant Hartman.

@Keith Mowz  
what the fuck are you doing?

@TexasUberAlles  
Hawaii.

@TexasUberAlles
 
Probably a slice of life pizza.

@Keith Mowz  
What kind of pizza did you put your gallbladder on?

Like, if you just slap some cold pineapple slices on a pepperoni pizza, no shit you’re going to have a bad time, but ham and pineapple baked on it from the start, yeah, it’s different and tasty. Pepperoni is still the best, obviously, but it makes for a tasty alternative that I’ll probably have to go with more often in the future since I don’t have a gallbladder anymore.