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Five years after the fall of the Solar Empire, some members of its rogue royalty have still yet to be found. Chief among those is its former ruler, Princess Celestia, who was said to have had her horns and wings stripped away before she vanished into the night, along with the entirety of Canterlot’s treasury from the hands of the Dark Master who conquered her lands.
In her desire to make money off of her body, she has revealed her secret. What do you do?
A. Join her in rebellion.
B. Force her to service you for the rest of her life to keep her secret.
C. Turn her over to the Black Orcs looking for her, who have not had sex in months.
In her desire to make money off of her body, she has revealed her secret. What do you do?
A. Join her in rebellion.
B. Force her to service you for the rest of her life to keep her secret.
C. Turn her over to the Black Orcs looking for her, who have not had sex in months.
You have the right idea!
Well there’s not too many Evil Dictators you’d be like “this ain’t so bad…” under.
To be fair, the particular evil dictator I had in mind for this was Morgoth, so you might have a point. XD
it is time for a new order!! the New Lunar Republic!!
She’s not the rebellion’s only member, she’d probably have to constantly order others NOT to kill you before even needing to order an execution or hit, herself.
Keep telling yourself that.
@Shepard’s Favorite Store on the Citadel
For an ass like that? Nah.
The kind of man who wants to blackmail is a coward
only beta males use the word beta males or just massive tools.
Edited
do I want to know what exactly a beta male is supposed to be
Anything less than restoring her majesty to her rightful place is unworthy of the aspiring knight you knave.