@HunterSClopson  
Okay that’s pretty good. I always enjoy Simpsons references.

@HunterSClopson  
giggles and applauds

@HunterSClopson  
Heh! She really is an old-timer, isn’t she?
 
You know, when I think of the many Celestia parodies we’ve had, I wonder why we never got a senile dementia Celestia. “Shhhhhhh! The walls have teeth! Us Italians have to stick together, you know.”

“One trick is to tell em stories that don’t go anywhere – like the time I caught the ferry over to Shelbyville. I needed a new heel for my shoe, so, I decided to go to Morganville, which is what they called Shelbyville in those days. So I tied an onion to my belt, which was the style at the time. Now, to take the ferry cost a nickel, and in those days, nickels had pictures of bumblebees on ‘em. “Give me five bees for a quarter,” you’d say. Now where were we? Oh yeah – the important thing was I had an onion on my belt, which was the style at the time. They didn’t have white onions because of the war. The only thing you could get was those big yellow ones…”

@Zincy
 
It’s really quite hypnotic…

@Zharkaer  
Cograts, you’ve won the best comment award

@Zharkaer  
It’s because of comments like this that we need to upvote them.

@Nightweaver20xx
 
Then he told me about the North Cloperia situation. Who would have thought it was so complicated?

“The trick to being a perfect ruler is to not move a single atom of your body while you speak, other than your mouth and hairdo.”

Aww, cute princess! <3

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Very well-done!

Celestia looking happy. Nowhere near as common as I’d like.

“Today I ordered a strike on the Griffon Empire while I visited with the prime minister from Yakyakistan. And we had the most delicious piece of chocolate cake you’ve ever seen. I’ve never had a more delicious piece of chocolate cake…”

Happy girl.