“Hey there, sugar cube. Enjoyin’ the fair? Brruurrrph MM-MM! Ah know Ah sure am! GROOOWL Golly, am ah starved. And, it’s only been an hour since mah second lunch. This keg o’ mine jus’ don’t know when ta quit….Slurp I uh…see ya got a lotta grub, there. Again. Hmmmm…Did ya get all this fer me? Sure don’t think a stick like you would try to eat this much more than once. Heheheheh, yer gettin’ all this just fer me, aren’t ya? Blush Aw shucks. Scooch aside a mite. Hope Ah can even fit and not crush anything….A-And you can help me out. Mah gut’s s’big, can’t reach yer offerin’s anymore. A-And-UURRAP! ‘Scuse me. Ah could uh, u-use some massagin’ too. Ah know ya want to, anyways. Ya little stud, you…”