@Background Pony  
SO MUCH WIN!

@GodheadInspector
 
OK.
 
But I see no hate here that he would have responded to.

@BP
 
You win the internet … forever

@64
 
READ
 
IT
 
NOW

@Background Pony
 
TL:DR

My reaction everytime I feel guilt.

Background Pony has won the thread.
 
Everyone else pack your bags and leave.

What the buck did you just bucking say about me, you little colt? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Seapony Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Donkey, and I have over 300 confirmed hugs. I am trained in gorilla hugfare and I’m the top hugger in the entire Equestrian armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another body to be hugged. I will hug you the buck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my bucking words. You think you can get away with saying that hate to me over the Internet? Think again, bucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across Equestria and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re bucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can hug you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hooves. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed hugging, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the Equestria Pegasi Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable frown off the face of the continent, you little colt. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your bucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you lunadamned idiot. I will hug fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re bucking dead, kiddo.  
* I don’t give a buck who you are or where you live. You can count on me to be there to bring your bucking life to a tartarusish hug. I’ll put you in so much bucking glee that it’ll make Luna being shot to the moon look like a bucking back massage on a tropical island. I don’t give a buck how many reps you have or how tough you are IRL, how well you can frown, or how many bucking locks you own to protect yourself. I’ll bucking show up at your house when you aren’t home. I’ll turn all the lights on in your house, leave all the water running, open your fridge door and not close it, and turn your magic stove burners on and let them waste magic. You’re going to start stressing the buck out, your blood pressure will triple, and you’ll have a bucking frown attack. You’ll go to the hospital for a smile operation, and the last thing you’ll see when you’re being put under in the operating room is me hovering above you, dressed like a doctor. When you wake up after being operated on, wondering what ticking happy bomb is in your chest waiting to go off. You’ll recover fully from your heart surgery. And when you walk out the front door of the hospital to go home I’ll run over to you with my bucking cart out of no where and hug you. I just want you to know how easily I could bucking hug your pathetic excuse of a life, but how I’d rather go to a great buckng length to make sure your last remaining frowns are spent in a living, breathing bucking tartarus. It’s too late to save yourself, but don’t bother committing leaving Equestria either… I’ll bucking kidnap you and hug you again myself you dog-faced pony. Welcome to ponyville, population: you

Reacting to the previous image?

That moment you realize you did actually leave the oven on when you left home.

Oh no…
 
WHERE’S MY CHIN!?