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Commission from LRcaptain!  
This girl needs some dick.

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Lrcaptain
Lunar Supporter - Helped forge New Lunar Republic's freedom in the face of the Solar Empire's oppressive tyrannical regime (April Fools 2023).
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@Background Pony #15F4
 
@Background Pony #3F5B
 
sadly this is not a the case in some parts of the world especially in places were a lot of men were killed off by war or alcohol. On average women are starting out number men in manly places.
 
So lets look at equestria as an extreme case. Any stallion is considered a prize and any mare who has one is very reluctant to share.
 
in the next commission i will show how social ideals/tradition/taboos/norms can prevent what is known as a quickie.
Background Pony #EF2C
@Background Pony #3F5B
 
You know, it’s super unrealistic. No girl would go so long without getting laid unless she’s really depressed, a widow that didn’t take off her ring, sick, or extremely picky. Or dead.
 
And girls don’t have the luxury of being too picky after a couple of months.
Background Pony #8A4C
No sex in over TWO YEARS? Just hang around Venus for about 15 seconds and ask about playing with Mars.
Not-Immortal
Non-Fungible Trixie -
Verified Pegasus - Show us your gorgeous wings!
Preenhub - We all know what you were up to this evening~
My Little Pony - 1992 Edition
Friendship, Art, and Magic (2020) - Took part in the 2020 Community Collab
Wallet After Summer Sale -
Friendship, Art, and Magic (2019) - Celebrated Derpibooru's seventh year anniversary with friends.
Artist -

Back on my shid :DDD
@vit  
I’ve eaten precooked brats straight out of the pack in my own home, but eating them on a commute seems like something you’d do if you were either homeless, depressed, or blackout drunk.
Not-Immortal
Non-Fungible Trixie -
Verified Pegasus - Show us your gorgeous wings!
Preenhub - We all know what you were up to this evening~
My Little Pony - 1992 Edition
Friendship, Art, and Magic (2020) - Took part in the 2020 Community Collab
Wallet After Summer Sale -
Friendship, Art, and Magic (2019) - Celebrated Derpibooru's seventh year anniversary with friends.
Artist -

Back on my shid :DDD
@Background Pony #DD56  
Yeah, I should calm down, but there is an implication on the internet that someone likes something that I don’t like. This cannot stand. My passion for bratwurst is unfettered, and my disdain for franks knows no end. I’m boutta pull up witta blicky. You can talk hot on da innanet boi. Dat’s dat goofy shit, we ain’t inna dat, boi.  
 
||I’m fucking with you. Who the fuck gets that angry about someone drawing a frankfurter lmao.||Frankfurters are still trash tho and anyone who enjoys them is not human
Not-Immortal
Non-Fungible Trixie -
Verified Pegasus - Show us your gorgeous wings!
Preenhub - We all know what you were up to this evening~
My Little Pony - 1992 Edition
Friendship, Art, and Magic (2020) - Took part in the 2020 Community Collab
Wallet After Summer Sale -
Friendship, Art, and Magic (2019) - Celebrated Derpibooru's seventh year anniversary with friends.
Artist -

Back on my shid :DDD
Who the fuck eats franks straight out of the pack? Who the fuck even likes franks? Who the fuck buys franks when brats exist?  
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Background Pony #3169
the way big mac is working that sausage one might think he has had experience working with the real thing. big mac and braeburn anyone?
Lrcaptain
Lunar Supporter - Helped forge New Lunar Republic's freedom in the face of the Solar Empire's oppressive tyrannical regime (April Fools 2023).
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@LeDaveys  
this pic is also related to the one were she was eating breakfast and complaining about her job.
 
each one of these represents an issue with modern day life. in this case we see that the longer the commute time from home to work means the more grouchy one becomes.