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Champions of Equestria

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“Just use this vast reserve of brainpower to consider this for a moment: If it wasn’t for me, Equestria wouldn’t pay any attention to you at all! In fact, my physics-defying friend, you would’ve been hauled off to the nuthouse a long time ago, so shut your mouth and help me get that pearl!”

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Background Pony #E1BB
(Everyone rush to Pinkie’s defense)  
Discord: You’re gonna have to throw the two of us off!  
Spike: Make that three.  
Mane Five: Count us in.  
(Everyone is ganging up on Twilight, with Trixie pointing at Twilight)  
Trixie Lulamoon: No, Twilight, you get your butt off the bed.  
(Everyone inch closer, with Twilight being somewhat amused, and then pointing at herself)  
Twilight Sparkle: (Laughing) I… I don’t believe this. Are… Are you… Are you threatening me?  
Me: What?! No. We’re just trying to teach you a lesson sense the last time you tried to steal the pearl during your friends journey to save Equestria from the Storm King. Especially when you have a falling-out with your friends. Am I right?  
Starlight Glimmer: Yeah! Get off the bed, princess, or we’re throwing you off!  
Random person: Ha! Good thing I got the whole band back together again.  
(Close up of Twilight’s scowl)  
Twilight Sparkle: Ha! You and what army?  
Random person: What army? What army?! Look around ya, Twiliy!  
(Several Bronies arrived, and then they rushed at Twilight. And the Mane Five rushed and grab Twilight’s horn while Discord and Spike grab her by the tail.)  
BlueStarBrony: There she is, that purple pony we all know in love! Frag her! Move, move, move! Take no prisoners! Go for her! Go for the throat! Kill, kill, kill!  
(Everyone prepare to throw Twilight off the bed)  
All: One,two…  
(Just before they reach “three,” a shout is heard and they turn to a portal, with RangerRedstar being near it)  
RangerRedstar: Stop! Don’t throw her off the castle!  
(Twilight expresses some relief)  
Twilight Sparkle: Yeah!  
(RangerRedstar then glares at Twilight)  
RangerRedStar: Throw her to Tartarus, like what Lord Tirek did to the three other princesses!  
(They all then move towards the entrance to Tartarus as Twilight protests)  
Everyone: Yeah!  
Twilight Sparkle: No! Wait! No! Come on! Hey, man!  
Later…  
Me: don’t worry Twilight. You’ll be free out of Tartarus in no time.
Background Pony #D286
Must we always give Twilight the Ron the Death Eater treatment over this incident?
Goddess Erosia

bow before me owo
You know, it’s a miracle Toy Story never went through with this story.
 
I know right? I remember feeling a little sympathy for the team because their embarrassment was relatable. It’s like when you stress yourself out trying to make an essay and it goes right up to the last second when you finally send it in after five solid days of stitching it together in frustration, and what you’re left with is a complete monstrosity. Then when the teacher gives you one last chance to make it worth a damn, suddenly a sixth rewrite makes it just that much better - a completely different product, real A-grade material but only after you’ve had to the chance to step the hell back and clear your mind. In the end you’re left wondering what the actual fuccccccc you were thinking last week when you thought you were finished - almost like you just wish you could travel back in time to beat the tar out of yourself.