So yeah, all that crazy stuff and everything, you know the rest.

Celestia: …So, this is your world?
 
Bowser: Well, this is basically the outside of Princess Peach’s castle. I usually don’t spend time here due to the whole kidnapping business, but half the time, I’m usually on some plan that involves her kidnapping…even if I’m the one not doing it.
 
Celestia: Wait, there are times where you HAVEN’T?
 
Bowser: Smithy, the Mushroom Aliens, Cackletta, Fawful, Grodus, Count Bleck…it gets to the point where I have to SCHEDULE the kidnapping, and when I don’t, it usually means something else shows up…like you, for example.
 
Luigi: GO, WEEGEE! (flies with ExVeemon)
 
Bowser: …Otherwise, things get pretty unusual very quickly.
 
Celestia: And this has been going on for…how many years?
 
Bowser: Since the mid 1980s. I lost track.

So this is how Celestia learned to be a troll

@Background Pony  
ExVeemon: Want me to punch him?

Bowser: Not Peach, but a Princess is a Princess…
 
Celestia: Excuse me?

Bowser:sighWhat is this time?Aliens?Mad scientists?MARIO?FAWFUL?SMITHY?DIMENTIO?PHILIPS CDI!!??

Odd… I can image Bowser talking to Celestia about his life and she is just listening and seems to be somewhat sorry for him. I don’t know… just the vibe I’m seeing here.

“So I told the guy that I don’t WANT any axes near the bridges, and you know what he says? He has to put it there as a fire safety precaution! Cut away the bridge so the fire won’t spread! So I say “Buddy, half of my castle is filled with lava! I BREATH fire! Fire safety is not one of my major concerns!” And the guys just says he’ll talk to his supervisor about it, but it’ll probably have to stay there. So, the next week I stage my bi-monthly Peach kidnapping, Mario waltzes in, and you can probably guess the rest.”
 
“…Who are you exactly?”

“Well, shit. This new Galaxy has Digimon AND Goddess-Level ponies. Fuck my life sideways.”

Bowser it explaining the history of the Mushroom Kingdom and Celestia is all like “WTF this makes no sense”

Bowser’s hands look funky.

@409  
there is not even context, that is why Bowser is all “WTF”.  
just a random crossover made for fun, if you guys start to downvote it for the hell of it is proof that Cartuneslover has traumatize you (and that you can’t just filter her).

“Peach has a much better ass you know”

>Bowser  
>Koopa that looks like one of Paper Mario’s party members
 
ok
 
>Celestia
 
Umm…
 
>Digimon
 
No thanks