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Then I think Sombra’s going to be a-okay and right as rain.
I mean, damn, you could bounce a coin off those buns hard enough to embed it in the ceiling!
Well, it better be a nice and firm one, to be comfty on that rusty pincushion of a chair. Hey, now it all makes sense!
As someone who is only familiar with Game of Thrones by virtue of the memes it has spawned, now I find myself wondering who does have the greatest ass of them all?
Which ass is the ass destined to sit upon the fabled throne?
Game of Thrones would have followed quite a different plotline (no pun intended) if everyone involved had been competing on who had the best ass.
There’s a reason why he’s king, yo.
In order to properly bait the hook, one must first master the bait itself. Lube is recommended to ensure the bait can properly slide on in a most satisfactory manner.
That’s some master baiting there.
[Beneath a cheesy half-page spread of Sombra winking and blowing a kiss at the camera]
He’s looking for a sassy lover who can give him a real “run for his money”; someone tough enough to win a battle while their forces are outnumbered 10-to-1.
His idea of a perfect vacation is relaxing on a sandy beach at sunset with a margarita in his hand after conquering and enslaving the foreign power to whom the beach previously belonged.
Ladies, he’s single.
I feel like the language I’m using here is a weird 50/50 split between all of the articles in Cosmopolitan and Play Girl porn mags xD .
“Sombra is a fresh, up and coming model from the chilly north. He loves long walks on the beach, the firm, but gentle hands of an attentive lover, and the crunching sound of the skulls of his fallen enemies under the juggernautic wheels of his slave-driven chariot.”
I can’t argue with that.
Can’t argue with that, yo. If you want a handful, then you’d damn well better man-up and get two xD .
Because you’d be spanking with both hands. Clearly this ass is not a one-hand job.
What do you mean, “later”?
…and later wank.
Yes sir.
Sombra: “This reaction is also appropriate.” [Cracks whip] “Now get the fuck back to work!”
your current filter.Edited
Sombra: “Are you slaves ’miring my royal ass?”
[Slaves all nod their heads enthusiastically]
I agree.
will spank
Oh no! He’s hot!!