我带清，天下无敌呀

 
o god wut

/all these names are at least still better than whatever crap Reddit could come up with.  
Fuck them for ‘gaben’/nathan/truffle  
I will fucking MURDER THEM IRL for such blatantly hateful idiocy

Yay, I got some bites. Now I don’t care anymore.

Personally, based on his dress alone I was calling him Jin Qing. After all, he has the 19th century Manchurian look about him. So I figured “Qing” would be a good moniker since that Chinese dynasty was from Manchuria, which the clothing he was shown wearing is based loosely around.
 
“Jin” is just the word for Gold. And what better surname for a merchant? And sort of a very loose connection to the Aisi-Gioro clan that headed the Qing.
 
Probably too obscure lines to actually work and talking to people I figured people would be referring to him more as a character from a game like DotA. I figured I would try to get in as quick as possible with a name and throw my suggestion into the hat as soon as possible.

He’s a vampire.

why nut just…uncle?

@Niggoslav  
Curio killed the cat.

@AIDS Kitten
 
“Uncle” isn’t racist in the slightest, unless you’re really bent on trying to make it racist. That’s your own fault.

So you guys are actually going to call him “Uncle” Curio.
 
God damn, bronies.

Isn’t the same guy who started the Gremlins disaster?

This guys got some awesome backstory to him, I just know it. You don’t just find things like the Alicorn Amulet under a rock after all.

Right when I saw him, I had to look up the Dota 2 Merchant trailer.

Anypony asked M.A. Larson?

We’ve taken to calling him Curio.

DotA 2 Merchant,QuelloScelto

So whats his name?