Moral of the story: make sure you communicate your ideas thoroughly to Twilight, otherwise she’ll get some…ahem…wild ideas.
On a related note, someone should probably stop her before she officially turns into a mad scientist. Before you know it, we’ll have ponies glowing in the dark or rats that can spin webs (which, by the way, is something that they’ve kinda done with goats…basically some weird scientists out there have created spider goats).
And yeah, I intentionally left that chemistry joke in plain view. Thought it would make a good laugh, but I had to toy around a bit with the bubble placement.
(c) Hasbro and stuff
This is how it really works: You write a preliminary hypothesis to get some MONEY to start with. You test the bee’s proteome against the mutagen, you identify the Hits, then the Leads, which are the active principle and elaborate another hypothesis that you present to your superiors for MORE MONEY, design a plasmid (Or BAC, or whatever if the gene is too big) that holds the gene of interest, insert it into E.Coli or CHO cells and let it produce the protein. Then you tamper with the inserted genes to look for the most efficient variant. You test it on tissues. Then you ask for even more money and start preclinical tests on mice, rats, dogs, pigs and primates (or horses, in their case). Then you ask for more money yet again and try the 4 clinical phases.
It would take 15-30 years, most likely.
Zecora would have saplings by then. Magic is better and more fun.
We’re already dealing with a disease that turns animals into plants. This is definitely outside the realm of conventional, nonmagical biology.
They sure look cute though.
In fairness, bee honey is sort of like bee poop. And everyone knows that poop is the greatest cure of all. As someone who got a C in one of my science classes, Earth Science I believe, I tots know what I’m talking about :)
And besides, we can a lot of profit with a vaccine.
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