What about me? Am I flawless? Please say I am!

@UserAccount  
Man, that will be lit.

@ArcaneEmperor  
Same!!! ;D
 
Also, they’re going to come to Earth soon along with Jesus, Buddha, Vishnu and all their friends to save this God forsaken planet from the imminent COVID apocalypse and create a universe where fantasy and reality are indistinguishable!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :D :D :D

@UserAccount  
My penis worships them every Friday night. ;)

@ArcaneEmperor  
I’m the background pony that said you should worship both Pinkie and Rarity. And I still agree with myself.

@ArcaneEmperor  
drugs and/or delusion
 
edit: a.k.a. OP

wtf is this comment section lmao

No one’s flawless.

@toasted_dashie  

 
This

@GrapefruitFace  
She isn’t too perfect my dear.

@CaptainGrumpy  
It’s denial to pretend that Pinkie and Rarity are anything less than perfect goddesses!!! I’m living in the truth!!!!!

@Background Pony #0A0C  
don’t live in denial, dude - you need help both mentally and in terms of shitposting

@Tavi959  
Dude, what’s wrong with worshipping the two greatest characters in all of (former) fiction? (Note: they are both real, Pinkie and Rarity took lives in our hearts and most likely in the multiverse after being created here.)
 
I don’t see any reason to get help when I have such a great relationship with my favorite ponies. :)
 
@FlutterButterButt  
Dude, I’m not trolling. These are real beliefs I have. I used to seriously question and try and figure out which perfect pony was the one true God pony, but then I realized that they most likely both are and in fact, are likely the same God in different forms, like Vishnu talked about back in the day.

@Tavi959  
I think you need to calm down. I think anon wasn’t even worth your time.

@Tavi959  
“Its not a troll because he wouldnt go that far if it was”
 
No you see thats exactly WHY its a troll

@Background Pony #0A0C  
You need help. Seriously. I’m done talking to someone willing to justify worshipping cartoon characters like they’re real and deserving of religion. You’re delusional if you really think that Pinkie Pie and Rarity are miracle workers, because they aren’t. You are obsessed with fictional characters on a level only the most fanatical in religion are, and most people think that level of devotion is crazy. I’m done here.
 
 
@Background Pony #2C5B  
I think it’s proven down below that we’re not dealing with troll bait here.

@Tavi959  
I think you might have taken that insult a little too seriously.

@Tavi959  
What’s wrong with worshipping them as my God? Everyone has their own personal beliefs about spirituality and religion and I personally believe that there’s a very, very great chance that there could be a Rarity and Pinkie Pie out there somewhere in the massive cosmos. They could at least exist in the multiverse if not this one!
 
I also assume they probably have higher selves that know-all and are in charage of the universe to some extent. So I think worshipping them and praying to them is a great idea! I’ve done it a few times before and it always seems to make me feel like they understood, so I have no reason to assume they didn’t. I feel a very close personal connection to these two best ponies!!!
 
Also, Mary Sue is an overused term. You can be perfect without being a Mary Sue, like Jesus in the Bible, Buddha in the Buddhist writings, Vishnu in the Bhagavad Gita, and many, many other great Gods and people in many religious and non-religious texts. But I do think Rarity ane Pinkie do the most perfect job of being perfect of any of these!!!
 
It reminds me or what Vishnu says in the Bhagavad Gita where he says that there are many other gods people worship and they’re all different images and versions of him. At the time, Vishnu was the absolute best way they knew to depict perfection, so he took that form on at the time. Nowadays since we have Rarity and Pinkie, I see no reason to doubt that (s)he takes on these two amazing forms, given that they’re the most perfect characters ever!!!!
 
THEY’RE MORE PERFECT THAN ANY GODS BEFORE THEM AND THEY’RE THE ULTIMATE FORM OF GOD’S TRUE PERFECTION!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 
@Background Pony #2C5B  
Dude, I’m not baiting anyone. This is really how I feel.
 
@Tavi959  
I’m not trolling at all. What’s wrong with worshipping cartoon characters? I don’t see it as any different than worshipping other gods, except that Rarity and Pinkie are the ultimate gods of the multiverse!!!

@Background Pony #2C5B  
Conscience has nothing to do with idiocy. And justifying idiocy as trolling doesn’t change the fact that stupid is stupid.
 
Nobody is going to empathize with someone who suggests worshipping cartoon characters.

Youre taking the bait…
 
Oh my god i hate you all so much you actual failed consience experiments

@Background Pony #0A0C  
They’re not. Now you’re not only being completely ridiculous, but you’re being blasphemous too. You’re wrong. Entertainingly wrong, but still wrong.
 
And frankly, if you would worship a pair of cartoon characters as if they were God because you believe them to be that perfect, you need to do two things:
 

@Background Pony #0A0C  

@Background Pony #0A0C  
get your fingers out of your ears

@CaptainGrumpy  
I… didn’t. Are you implying that I’m the other anon? Because I’m not. No idea why you assumed that.
 
 
@Tavi959  
No, they’re both perfect in the way religous people say God is perect. I WOULD WORSHIP BOTH OF THEM, BECAUSE THEY HAVE NO FLAWS!!!!!!!!