@ABronyAccount
 
 
Show me “ a bunch’a gibberish”!

A +1 for the Time Cube reference, good sir.

I remember Time Cube. It was a decent crazy rant, but I always preferred Gangster Computer God worldwide SECRET CONTAINMENT POLICY.

“ORANGES HAS CONTROL OF THE TIME CUBE!”

@Ping_chan  
This was AOL, almost 20 years ago, and an account that I believe would have been deleted for inactivity while Bush Jr was president.

@NightWriter  
You can probably try getting in touch with who ever your email provider is and see if they can restore those emails.

@omera251  
Yea yea yea yea somebody else watches the Friendcast.

True fact: Once, a long-ass time ago, I actually emailed the Time Cube guy. I told him I’d take him up on his offer to teach Time Cube (in exchange for money) but he needed to convince me of it first. Or at least explain why Time Cube has four sides when actual cubes have 6. Not that I particularly wanted to teach Time Cube, but I wanted to challenge the guy to prove his madness to me.
 
We actually went back and forth for several emails (which, sadly, I wish I’d kept), but his end of it was the same sort of insane gibberish that made up the original site, and eventually I gave up.

Time cube? SuddenlyOranges?

@ABronyAccount  
I want that on a tee-shirt…

The Races Must Not Mix Until Time Cube is Defeated

Huh, so this is the craziness that predated the flat earth movement?  
I wonder what other weird shit came out before the 90’s?

I remember trolling by posting random snippets from that webite. In OP or in response, it didn’t matter, made just as much sense. Good times.

Wow ancient meme. Never thought I’d see this again.

Fluttershy may be a disciple of the theory, but Pinkie is the one who’d be able to make actual sense of it. And then declare the whole thing as crazy. With no damage to her own sanity. Somehow.

YOUR ARE EDUCATED STUPID! EVIL SINGULARITY ADULTS EAT OWN CHILD SELF! BELLY BUTTON LOGIC DESTROYS THE ONE-DAY BIBLE! SIMULTANEOUS 4-CORNER 4-EARTH DAY ROTATION PROVES EVIL TEACHERS EDUCATE YOU STUPID!
 

 
 

Actually watched a Down the Rabbit Hole episode of Fredrik Knudsen’s a few days ago about the Time Cube.

>>1581538p (merged)
 
Well, the math checks out. I guess she’s onto something.

@FloydPinkerton  
Nope
 
TIL the original author is dead, but that there was enough following to revive his site.

The Time Cube’s the thing the Doctor had to find all the pieces to, right?

Only you can defeat Santa God.

Man, that’s a old one.