@Dirty Bit
Well he is a changeling, he couldn’ve Easily impersonated cadence while she was away then just walked in.
After real cadence returns Shining armor: how’s my little slug bunny doing
Cadence:…what?
Shining armor: you know what I mean my pink ambrosia
Cadence: no, I don’t, what are talking about
Shining armor: I’m talking about how we just spent 12 hours straight having sex!
Cadence: shining, I’ve been over at your sister’s for the last day
Shining armor:… well then how did I have sex with you?
Well he is a changeling, he couldn’ve Easily impersonated cadence while she was away then just walked in.
After real cadence returns
Shining armor: how’s my little slug bunny doing
Cadence:…what?
Shining armor: you know what I mean my pink ambrosia
Cadence: no, I don’t, what are talking about
Shining armor: I’m talking about how we just spent 12 hours straight having sex!
Cadence: shining, I’ve been over at your sister’s for the last day
Shining armor:… well then how did I have sex with you?
@Chuy Ryu
That’d make for both a hilarious and interesting twist.
It’s a joke that I don’t have the motivation to justify.
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@Meanlucario
If you’re implying that Thorax is Pharynx’s father, that’d be an impressive accomplishment considering Pharynx is the elder brother.
“Pharynx, on the other hand-”
“How!? I never slept with anyone!”
“Oh, you’re not Ocellus’s father…”
“ಠ_ಠ”
Maury: In the case of 10 year old ocellus, Thorax! You are not the father!
thorax and ember breath in a sigh of relief
Ocellus:DADDY….!!!!!
Thorax:I’M NOT YOUR DADDY!!!!
That’s what the Maury Show is for
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your current filter.