Tv jewelry salesman: Looks like we got a winner what’s your name sweetheart  
Old lady: I… I can’t remember  
Tv jewelry salesman: you can’t remember well can you remember your credit card number

@Gundlach  

 
Thought to post that a while ago, but I didn’t XD  
@PonyPon
 
Thank you! Debit or bust…

Rare, credit cards are for suckers.

Joke’s on you. I don’t have a credit card.

@wumbl3  
 
“Yes!”
 
 
“…Wait a second…”

Here you go darling, Don’t go over my limit now! ♥
 

Sure Rarity. ♥

@infinita est lux Solis  
 
Question is, who gets to decide how much each person gets? What if people disagree on what that amount should be? What if one pony says 1,000 bits and another says 2,000? What if ponies disagree with your amount? Who gets to distribute the money, and what say in the matter do you have if you aren’t happy with that amount? What if somepony needs special medical attention that costs more than they can pay? If you try to make other ponies pay for it, how do you decide who does, since they’re all making the same amount? Will you help pay for it? What are you going to do about it if somepony says NO to you?
 
And most importantly of all, what makes you more qualified to make that decision for every other pony than any other pony?

@infinita est lux Solis  
You have no idea how badly that’d destroy the world you sweet summer child.

I wish I had the credit card info of everyone in the world, then I’d give that info out of literally everyone… Boom: No more economic turmoil, every single person on the planet would share the same pool of wealth and there would be no more need for retarded and corrupt economic systems.

You don’t understand Rarity.

NO!

@Silver_lining  

How can I say no to a face like that?
 
GO AHEAD! LEAD ME TO FINANCIAL RUIN!

@Starry Mind  

 
Oh buck, I think Fluttershy just beat Rarity in the “cutest puppy dog eyes” category.

@Starry Mind  
I would give my money to cute ponies and i wouldn’t regret it at all

 
aj would not allow this

@Der Fallschirmjager  
Wow someone actually tried that?

@Der Fallschirmjager  
… I wonder how many people have fallen for that.

Absolutely not! Ponies like you think that they can manipulate us with their cuteness, and–
 

 
…just take the card.

@Der Fallschirmjager  
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Ah, so it’s expired!

Don’t got one, fashion horse.

It’s 1142-EAT MY ASS!