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And these are her tools of work at SMILE (at least the ones the budget can afford)

Lord Mega

also known as “Bon bon’s special dildo collection”. lol.

bugatti2005

Robot hors connoisseur

@A4R91N
Here in Spain we consume these a lot

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A4R91N

Coal powered

@thps48
Oh no no, we had some other means to weaponize it. Sit down, this is gonna be some text:

Basically when I was in the 6th grade I was studying in the afternoon (13:00 - 19:00) because in the morning in the same class where the younger kids, grades 1 to 4.
They would receive a free “lunch” which consisted of a carton of milk and a small bread thing.
Most kids wouldn’t eat those, and would just leave them in the desk.
Me, and some other colleagues, being the geniuses that we where, would take those, and put them in the bucket of water we used to clean the black board with. Our class was on the other side of the school and it would take too long to go to bathroom to clean the sponge, so we used a bucket. Romanian schools, amazing right ?
Anyway, we’d let the bread get super saturated with water, and then we would wait at the window during break time, for anyone to pass by. We were at the 3rd floor xD
And would throw that soaky bread out the window in front of who ever was walking by, and it would just explode into a million soggy pieces!
As soon as we threw it we’d duck back into the class so they wouldn’t see where it came from.
We’d always throw this at the smaller kids, because we where jerks.

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