Subjects of Equestria! We are pleased to kick off the Nightmare Night Festivities and the 14th anniversary of the return of our beloved Princess Luna! Join us in celebration!
Lemme guess, she was so cold and unapproachable that she never got laid, this is what drove her crazy, and Twilight’s gonna have to give her her first orgasm ever in order to redeem her and save the day.
Considering the nature of this AU, most likely.
(Also, she scary.)
Edited
Ok you got a chuckle out of me well done