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Watched this episode lash night and LOVED Flash Magnus’s new role as sergeant for the Royal Guard. Being a Halo nerd I immediately pictured him acting like Sergeant Johnson, ready to lead his platoon against anything which could invade Equestria.
 
This macro’s a reference to my crossovers with my original IP where the ponies are in the UNSC-like role and must battle a theocratic alliance of cyborg human supersoldiers called the Dominion of Zecha, who want to nuke Equestria.
 
This just refers to them, the Zechites. They are actually “transhumanist cyborg supersoldier bastards” to be precise, but “human bastards” has a better ring to it and is a TV Trope.

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Da5ch
Shimmering Smile - Celebrated the 10th anniversary of Equestria Girls!
Princess of Love - Extra special version for those who participated in the Canterlot Wedding 10th anniversary event
My Little Pony - 1992 Edition
Friendship, Art, and Magic (2020) -
Friendship, Art, and Magic (2017) - Celebrated Derpibooru's five year anniversary with friends.

@Background Pony #D5FF  
It’s an AU with ponykind’s valiant struggles against Scary Dogmatic Humans. Consider it cultural appropriation in action.
 
Using one of the biggest HFY quotes in the Halo series but with the ponies instead makes perfect sense if you actually saw the particular humans they are battling. Let’s just say they’re as bad as the Covenant, just replace the plasma and laser guns with regular bullets, drones and nukes. And plenty of mechs stomping down anyone who oppose them.
 
They’re a theocratic and dystopian transhumanist society where every human citizen must become a cyborg supersoldier to wage God’s war to exterminate all nonhumans (they believe humanity are God’s chosen people and that any nonhuman races - ponies included - are actually demons in league with Satan) as well as any non-cyborg humans who would dare go against them. They have nukes capable of frying entire continents which pretty much screws over the whole “mutually-assured destruction” thing, the most state-of-the-art military in the galaxy that has completely mastered conventional firearms (think Metal Storm-style machine guns capable of a million rounds per-minute.)
 
Culturally they are angry, arrogant space ‘Muricans, heavy on the swearing and disrespect/xenophobia towards other cultures.
 
Going back to Halo, if the UNSC met these guys, let’s just say it’d be the Human-Covenant war all over again, just replace the Scary Dogmatic Aliens with Scary Dogmatic Cyborgs, who have the nerve to still consider themselves human.
Background Pony #F1B3
The irony - of using a quote from a game about mankind’s valiant struggle against Scary Dogmantic Aliens, to promote a sentiment about Dogmatic Aliens being better than mankind - is incredible. It might be hilarious, if the irony were deliberate.
Da5ch
Shimmering Smile - Celebrated the 10th anniversary of Equestria Girls!
Princess of Love - Extra special version for those who participated in the Canterlot Wedding 10th anniversary event
My Little Pony - 1992 Edition
Friendship, Art, and Magic (2020) -
Friendship, Art, and Magic (2017) - Celebrated Derpibooru's five year anniversary with friends.

@BronyAirman2552  
Yeah, I know. And that’s why I have mixed feelings over Bungie’s successor calling themselves “343.” They literally named themselves after the bastard who killed Johnson.
 
Oh well, at least I’m excited Halo 5 Guardians will get a Windows 10 release, so I don’t have to by an Xbone. Dying to try the new scorpion tank and mantis with actual energy weapons.
Da5ch
Shimmering Smile - Celebrated the 10th anniversary of Equestria Girls!
Princess of Love - Extra special version for those who participated in the Canterlot Wedding 10th anniversary event
My Little Pony - 1992 Edition
Friendship, Art, and Magic (2020) -
Friendship, Art, and Magic (2017) - Celebrated Derpibooru's five year anniversary with friends.

@Aquabad  
“Hit it Marines, go go go! The Corps ain’t payin’ us by the hour!”
 
Lol, I’ve played so much Halo over the past decade and a half I’ve memorized most of the in-game marine quotes.