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“Is it… legal, for you give me this thing? Don’t I need a permit, or, three or something?”
“Eh, hey, if a cake baker can own a big-bore cannon under the pretense of it shooting out parties, a forty-mil grenade rifle isn’t anything to fret over. ‘sides, it’s only a destructive device if you use actual explosives in the thing, and all the ammo you’re getting with it is fluff-bang based. Only thing it can destroy is the seams of stuffed things… and diapers, if you shoot ‘em with enough.”
“Uh… huh. Well, guess it can cause a bit of mischief, at least… you got any other ammo this thing takes?”
“Yeah, also can fire P-235, if you wanna make some balloons. All the other stuff is kinda experimental right now, though.”
“Riiight… well, definitely one of the odder gifts I’ve gotten.”
“Hey, can’t fault me for trying…”
So it happens to be Plinks’ birthday tomorrow, and to mark the occasion, I gave her a grenade rifle and a bag fulla fluff-bang ammo for it.
I’m not entirely creative sometimes.
“Eh, hey, if a cake baker can own a big-bore cannon under the pretense of it shooting out parties, a forty-mil grenade rifle isn’t anything to fret over. ‘sides, it’s only a destructive device if you use actual explosives in the thing, and all the ammo you’re getting with it is fluff-bang based. Only thing it can destroy is the seams of stuffed things… and diapers, if you shoot ‘em with enough.”
“Uh… huh. Well, guess it can cause a bit of mischief, at least… you got any other ammo this thing takes?”
“Yeah, also can fire P-235, if you wanna make some balloons. All the other stuff is kinda experimental right now, though.”
“Riiight… well, definitely one of the odder gifts I’ve gotten.”
“Hey, can’t fault me for trying…”
So it happens to be Plinks’ birthday tomorrow, and to mark the occasion, I gave her a grenade rifle and a bag fulla fluff-bang ammo for it.
I’m not entirely creative sometimes.
…safe to say, I play a little fast and loose with actual real terminology ‘n all. Least of all considering the fact that besides these Thumpers, I’ve also got a 105mm short howie, 105mm reckless, and a 9.2-inch breech-loading heavy howitzer. And I also gave a gryph a fully-automatic 20mm autocannon. Granted, most of the ammunition is designed to cause ponies to end up as big balloons, or turn into pooltoys, or whatever. It still kinda explodes.
Under real definitions, it’s a lot of destructive devices, is what I mean to say. Good thing there ain’t that many regulations on ballistic weaponry in horseworld! Also helps I’m funded out of Princess C’s ‘it amuses her’ vault.
That being said, it’s super adorbs, and the idea of a projected fluff system is amusing, to say the least :D
= Cute and kickass
I have no idea.