Warning to all naughty ponies, those guns are loaded!

Celestia: i want try something new!  
Luna:….is the first time i see you do something soo…dark!  
Celestia: you want hear something funny and scary?  
Luna: No but i think you tell no mader what?  
Celestia: the gun on my hands…are real like the magic rod you got form Princess Serinity a.ka.a Sailor moon!  
Luna: TIA ARE YOU CRAZY? YOU GOIN TO PASS NIGHTMARE NIGHT THOSE DANGEREUSE THING?  
Celestia: No Lulu, i not goin pass nightmare night you this year!  
Luna: eh?  
Alucard: So Princess are ready go kill some zombie and vampire? i think my will be happy to see you! and my studen too! but i think my boss will be mad to see dress like this?  
Celestia: dont worry,plus the gun made by a friend of mine who he a half demon and half human and his name Dante!(she pass the portal)  
Luna:….i can’t belive this!  
Dante: dont worry Princess, your sis a pay me to protect you were she go hunthing vampire! plus the vampire who she tagething is the one turn you to nightmare moon! so is personal!  
Luna: WHAT? why she not tell me and not let me get my revenge for…(she cry)  
Dante: the reason, the vampire got the power to transform you back to nightmare moon if you get too close! of course some demon will come to kidnape you but all be trap in this room and is to me to clear it up! your sister pay with 1 ruby by demon killed! she really dont want you be kidnape or your nightmare night be ruined! so go, your subject waithing you, your hightness!  
Luna:….YOU BETTER NOT LET ONE OF THEM GET OUT OF THIS ROOM!…you are sure ,you can do by your self?  
Dante: Of course! plus discord a made this room for made them lock up! oh! the party is started princess and dont worry!  
Luna: you are better not fail! oh and for every biger demon we give one diamond be killed! oh and alter my sister come back and nightmare night is over, i want go hunthing demon with you!  
Dante: come on Princess is not free you know!  
Luna: we talk of this with sister later were we both goin to pay you! ok?  
Dante: ok!(luna go and close the gate) man, woman! now i not a good moud so give me you beast to make it fun!

“Hey, kids! Wanna see a dead body?”

@Background Pony #51AE  
Yep, especially his one liners.
 

Celestia is about to take a very enthusiastic walk.

@FanOfMostEverything  
She could have, but the visual pun of the Sailor Moon costume is too much to pass up. It makes me giggle every time I see it.
 
@ewilles  
Am I the only one here who prefers the Alucard from Hellsing: The Abridged Series to the original? The Abridged version of the character is actually a character and has a sense of humor (“VERY enthusiastic walks”). The one from the original is this growling grimdark unstoppable force-of-nature and is more a plot device than anything else. Just my opinion. The abridged series is fun for me. The original is 2grimderp4me.

@Ardashir  
Same.

@ewilles  
We’ll see. Unfortunately I am one of those people who can warn someone else repeatedly that they’re being very foolish and get ignored until it all goes wrong, at which point they demand to know why I didn’t warn them.

@Ardashir  
Open up the part where Alucard shoves Rip van Winkle’s rifle through her chest. You know what, there are way too many gruesome scenes to show them that I think any one of them will do. That ought to make them reconsider.

This reminds me of how my local public library has a set of the Hellsing books in the comics section, right next to the children’s books. Along with similar family-friendly material such as Watchmen and a graphic novel adaptation of I Am Legend.
 
I tried pointing this out to the staff but was given a blank stare and told ‘But they’re comics!’

Don’t forget the saw!

Aitselec

Missed opportunity, Luna; you could’ve gone as Integra.

So awesome on so many levels.