“Welcome to the Gardens at Canterlot! You look stunningly gorgeous there, and what a beautiful sight as well! I do hope you enjoy your stay here. With a statue pony as prestigious as you are, you should help brighten the place up a bit. However, I shall leave you now and will be back in a year’s time. Hope to see you then.”
“Thou wished to be a pony? Correct? Well thou shall have thy wish! From now on thou art a statue of us for the ponyfoke to admire for years to come! I assume those muffled stream tis of joy! No need to thank us.”