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Inspired by Celestia’s opening message on the ‘Best Gift Ever’ Phone Line
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@Background Pony #DB0D
Stephen Hawking, in A Brief History of Time, mentioned that the name “black hole” was considered sexual in French, and the phrase “A black hole has no hair.” only made that feeling worse.
I drink too much coffee to afford to buy the expensive stuff.
Nescafe no es café
Kind of reminds me of the time someone told me about Darth Vader working tech support and force choking the life out of every idiot who called in.
This is grate XD
Bart Simpson:Hey can you talk to Tubby Celestia last name The Tubby
Celestia:Hold on a sec,hey does everyone knows about Celestia The Tubby I need to speak to her Celestia The Tubby
Celestia:What the heck it is me…!!!!! WHY YOU LITTLE!!!!!
Using her magic to strangle in phone line
Bart Simpson:GARR…. HARRKKKK…. GARRKKKK……
Celestia:I’m gonna teach you for calling me the Celestia The Tubby GARRRAAHHHH…….!!!!!
@Background Pony #DB0D
and solar flares.
Edited
Mostly talk about black holes, I’d presume. And pulsars.
And coronal mass ejections, of course.
some creepazoid making double entendre jokes about solar fusion.
Now I am imagining what dirty talk among astrophysicists sounds like.
30% praise the sun prank calls, 20% screaming about bananas, 20% saying Luna is a better operator, nearly 29% offering cake, and some creepazoid making double entendre jokes about solar fusion.
@Ardashir
If she has been doing this for a long time, who could blame her?
Nope, I’ve nothing to do with 4chan. Just something I wanted to draw myself after hearing the ‘holiday phone line’ audio.