aint that the fucking truth… :-/

@3DRLunatic  
 
Omg lets get married. Beer is like shit tier liquor I don’t get how it’s so popular.

Literally any liqour is better than beer and wine. You don’t have to drink so much of it, it’s way cheaper (at least cheap vodka is), doesn’t taste like shit, has no carbonic acid and it can get you to a good level in 15-20 minutes, especially useful if you don’t just want to combat the withdrawals but also just want to get shitfaced.
 
Perfect for the walk home, buy it, chug half the bottle after leaving the market (do this in a alley if you still have some dignity) and by the timne you open the door you will be all good and loaded for the morning/day/night.
 
I don’t endorse or promote the harmful or daily use of alcohol. Once you develop a dependence to this shit it’s hard to stay away and keep use in control, forever. Addiction is even worsse and the ease of access, craving as well as acceptance by the general public are a daily struggle
 
I don’t know why I’m writing this here

@dsagent  
True

@Dsiak  
Oh, got’cha.
 
And hey, it’s not like I’m trying to rub it in your face or anything, yo. I’m just saying that if a 2/10 like me can get a boyfriend, then anybody can (girlfriends included, of course lol).

@Joseph Raszagal  
It’s a webm, but the thumbnail doesn’t show it.
 
Well since I’m replying already:  
“I’m not jelly, who said anything about jelly?”

@Dsiak  
I can’t remember the exact dialogue from that scene, so I think you’re going to have to voice that one, yo xD .

@Joseph Raszagal  

@Dsiak  
If you think it’s hard for a gay nerd to find someone, then you are horribly mistaken xD .

@Joseph Raszagal  

Branch out, Twilight. You can easily have both.
 
I mean, I do, and I’m a useless idiot with so few talents that they can be counted on a single hand. If I can pull off a special someone, anyone can.

Why not both?  

@Havock
 
@dsagent  

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Beer may have broken my liver a few times, but never my heart.

@Dsiak  
Vodka is also a great antiseptic for your mouth as well, like if you have tooth pain you can rinse it out with vodka (Whiskey or bourbon work too) and what it does is kills off the bacteria that causes it, you’d still want to rinse your mouth out with mouth wash and salt water (not at the same time of course) before seeing a dentist, but it does help.

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@Cheeses  
Cause I don’t have somepony that’s why.
 
@RainbowDash69  
Now THAT’S a pony that knows his stuff. Vodka is the ultimate drink with great cost benefit and a plethora of options to mix it, from pure to soda.
 
Good stuff.

@Deathspank  
Yum! Vodka for me

Sounds like my Valentine’s day. Had a four-way date with American pale ale, whiskey, and German pilsners.

All beer tastes like piss though.

mood

What if you have neither?

Poor upset Twily.

Happy Singles Awareness Month.