Are you literally me? Am I going to find out that I am, in fact, an artist on Derpibooru and that the anxiety has gotten so bad that I’m blacking out and forgetting that I even draw?

@Dirty Bit  
Lifestyle changes will be necessary. :V

@Ping_chan
 
Innovative, but I don’t think folks would like eating their own hair trapped in the cheese :U

What if we take this to a whole new level with a bed made out of pizza? One that you must eat yourself out from to escape? Kinda like a pizza sleeping bag, but it’s a bed.

@ShippingWarGuy
 
I don’t know! DX

Damn, all of these speak to me on a fundamental level. I need some pizza.
 
 
@Dirty Bit  
You’ve never eaten a whole pizza in bed?
 
How… how can you say you’ve lived?

The pizzas I eat are too crispy for bed consumption, but I have no regrets.

I never once thought of eating a whole pizza in bed…That’s inspired.
 
That said, the rest of the image speaks to me…

Hmm. Eating an entire pizza in bed sounds like a great idea! Thanks TJ!

…Why am I now hungry for pizza?

Hmm. Suddenly I have a desire to eat an entire pizza in bed.

Where’s the cloud for fetish thoughts?

@Background Pony #35AC  
When I was in high school in the 90’s pizza was a single serving size, came in a plastic bag for easy transport, came cooking in a shit ton of greese that you could pour out once you broke the seal on the bag, but it came burning hot after you bought it from the snack truck that came by every day!

I kinda wanna add too that being constantly aware that there are goalposts you’re chasing (giving yourself anxiety) is NOT a bad thing. I mean, apart from the stressing yourself out bit, you need to control that with strategicqally placed relaxation. It’s what being an adult is. It’s a sign of ambition. It’s how you advance yiurself in a conscious manner. Don’t feel like there’s something wrong with you, on the contrary. You’re likely doing the best thing you can do even if it takes time before that habit bears fruit.

How a likeable person probably thinks: I will learn this thing for fun and use it to entertain the people I like  
How I think: I will either need to forget about this or learn it super fast and monetize on in order to support myself to be able to turn it into a real achievement before my inevitable death which I’ll probably fail to do anyway, also will you be my friend forever yes or no

Well, I mean…eating a whole pizza in bed IS productive. Sort of.

@Background Pony #A874  
Hexagonal 1970s school lunch pizza, of course.

which of the options
 
-round pizza
 
-rectangular pizza
 
-cone pizza
 
-None of the above

Unless it’s in a cardboard delivery box I imagine it’ll be fairly difficult to eat a whole pizza while lying on your back in bed.

@Ping_chan  
Correct

Is this a flow chart? Because it seems to me like the whole thing ends at “eating a whole pizza in bed”

He’s got his live in more order then me.

[laughs in revlutionary Badiou]
 

Are you me?

Normal.