Fanart of this comic is always hilarious
 
@Brony4Life  

 
Brony4Life…Do you know why W. S. Gilbert was frequently drunk on his Trans-Atlantic crossings?

“FLutters, go to sleep, you’re drunk. _{^{Though I will gladly do you if you’re still ‘in the mood’ when you’ve sobered up.}}”
 
@Background Pony #F293  
Yeah, her cervix is in the way.  
Plus, even the biggest of human dicks are only about the size of only the smallest of equine dicks (both being about a foot long), so chances are slim that he could even get close.

is the artist jalm, then?

I actually had a similar experience with a really drunk, and totally high, girl back in college. We started talking about alien conspiracies (Something I have interest in) and at some point we went from sexual testing in alien abductions to her making rather suggestive remarks.  
It was awkward, I was not into it, and I am glad I declined her suggestion of “Going to Oscar’s bedroom and have some fun.” Oscar was the one hosting the party in case you wonder.

Anon is a bigger buzzkill than Buzzkillington.

It’s adorable that you think he can kiss your womb.
 
Then again, anything you do is adorable.
 
 
@Tavi959
 
DAMN YOU 4CHAAAAAAANNNN!!

@Kamazeustra  
Since ever? This is 4chan, no fun allowed.

When did Anon get so uptight?

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