And the Oscar goes to…

The “doink” sound always cracks me up.

To hurt the dragon balls(not DBZ) you need to a lot force, dragon a really stuff scale to protect thier skin and foot ball need to be lauching will a lot force, the big the dragon is and big the force is need to hurt them in the balls!

LOL. If you pause the video at just the right moment, you can see the ball doesn’t even hit him in the groin, but just above where he grabs… unless dragon penises retract completely into their bodies…

@Adan Druego  
Why, oh why, can’t we upvote comments? XD

@Adan Druego  

 
It was Sombra.

@Background Pony #FF01  
Spike: ARGH! MY LARGE INTESTINE!
 
But, seriously, if one were to receive a blow of substantial force to the intestinal tract a rupture is likely to occur.
 
I have an uncle, who was involved in an automobile accident, wherein he received a direct impact to his abdomen from the steering wheel, which resulted in the lost of a portion of his intestinal tract.
 
I wonder who’s throwing that football.
 
PLOT TWIST!
 
It’s either Fluttershy, Silverstream or Ocellus. You know, some creature sweet and kind, which means they will feel pretty bad.

PEOPLES(peoples?) LISTEN TO ME!!! LOOK CAREFULLY AND YOU SEE THAT THE FOOTBALL HIT SPIKE SOMEWHERE NEAR THE BOTTOM OF THE STOMACH!

ARGH! MY GROIN!

Spk: …for I, your King, Spike The Great and Powerful, say to you. Take. Your. Best. Shot!  
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…  
Spk: Wow… you brought that funny looking ball. I mean why’s it call a football, if it never touches a foot?  
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Spk: You do realize that I don’t have all day to just stand around waiting for you to stop aiming your shot and finally throw that ball, right? Uhhhhhhh!  
 
Derpy: Yay, I win a prize now, don’t I? Wait, what prize do I win? I don’t even remember entering a ball-throw-at-dinosaur Contest….
 
Rar: EEEEEEEEKKKKK! SPIKEY-WIKEY! W-WHY? MY POOR LITTLE SPIKEY-WIKEY, WHY DID IT HAVE TO BE Y-Y-YOU?
 
*Craddles Spike-Wikey*
 
*Derpy walks away - looks back at Spike - Spike winks and mouths a thank you*
 
Rar: WHY DID IT HAVE TO BE YOU? WHY COULDN’T IT HAVE BEEN RAINBOW D-D-DASH!
 
RD: HEY! I HEARD THAT!
 
Rar: RAINBOW, IF YOU’VE BEEN THERE THE ENTIRE TIME, WHY DID YOU NOT PROTECT, MY DEAR LITTLE SPIKEY-WIK-
 
RD: UH! RARITY! I was in the middle of a particularly awesome nap. I mean that nap was like awesome on a whole new level of awesomeness! It I’d say it was at least 28.03261% more awesome than the nap I had yesterday afternoon and THAT was a ‘stealth nap’. That’s the category my naps fall under if they occur during work hours. So, for a late afternoon nap to surpass the standard stealth nap is a rari- uhhh, an oddity in and of itself. The sheer awesomeness required to register such a high level of aweome-ality is simply unheard of within the realm of standard Rainbow Dash Awesome that it brings into question the very fabric of reality. One must step back for a moment and ask the question that is most fear inducing of all existential questions. “Is this truly reality or is it perhaps something else entirely? Now, as far as the theory of magical relativity goes this construct of sensory input, ‘the brain in a vat’, could very well be comprised of sensory misinformation, for what purpose, we can only guess. The very idea that reality as we kno-
 
Adán: Okay, it turns out that none of that whole, uh… whatever it was, was actually real. It was perhaps a nightmare for either Rarity, Rainbow Dash or Spike, or a particularly pleasant dream for Twilight Sparkle or Derpy Hooves. Either way Princess Luna was the true victim here… she actually had to try and make sense of that whole mess. Poor, poor Luna, Princess of the Night, Guardian of Dreams.
 
Luna: We do believe We prefer the Moon to such torment.
 
Adán: Just another tell of terror from - THE TWILIGHTING ZONE

@Joshua  
But the ball his groin it works on so many levels roll it again

@organizationxiiigwen  
This isn’t Equestria’s Funniest Home Videos.

ME:(laughs hysterically) this contest is over. give that dragon the 1000 bits!

Poor Spike. And nice background.

@D_Tavs.exe  
Thanks!

@turtleboi  
I wish I could upvote comments, love ya dude.

Spike will never have children

“Ow! My || y a y ||s!”

People the football hit Spike’s stomach. Look closer.

@D_Tavs.exe  
But…the ball! His groin! Ah ha! It works on so many levels!  
[laughs more] Roll it again.

@turtleboi  
This isn’t Equestria’s funniest home videos!

ANONS NOT DEAD!

HAHAHA! AHAHAHAHA! This contest is over! Give that dragon the 10000 bits!

Long live the king!