POCKET SAND!

@Kamazeustra  
It’s those ears, man.

Begone demon!

He looks like a troll doll.

i remember that short.

Flash: watch the hair man.

Ahh! Attack glitter! It’s pretty but it hurts my eyes!

@Power-Up&Sky-Blue  
 
Not quite as gloomy looking but he’s basically already 85% there (without the sparkles).

Sparkle sparkle sparkle
 
insert Thomas refrence here

Sister Roseluck: And Lily, will you tell us what pone represents in his purest form?  
[pause]  
Sister Roseluck: Yes?  
Chorus of schoolfillies: [whole classroom raises hand] Waifu stealer! Waifu stealer!  
Flash Sentry: [laughs awkwardly]
 
(And yes, I think this thread has been Cageified)

@StinkomanFan  
Applause is in order.  

 
Sooo…is this a Nicolas Cage thread now, or are we just almost there? Because I, as a huge fan, would be proud to take part in one.
 
“Killing me won’t bring back your GOD-DAMNED waifus!”

@StinkomanFan  

 
“I’m a waifu-stealer! I;‘m a waifu-stealer! I’m a waifu-stealer!”
 

@kircher  
“ …Come here Twilight. I hope you’re not still angry at me about the other day, Twilight. I apologize, but I honestly meant it… fruit punch? …Yeah the Elements of Harmony… wow, that’s straaaange stuff. Whew, I’ll never see that again, jeeze.”  
“Y-Yeah I know, it was only because of Sunset.”  
“Was it?”  
“Well, Y’know, maybe I’ve done it a few times in Equestria…”  
“Equestria… Yes, yes… Sunset’s old stomping ground, eh Twilight? So… why, uh, why do you have your coat on?”  
“Well, I’m leaving, I saved the school.”  
“Ah… hm… well, we still haven’t had our date yet, have you?”  
“Well, Flash there’s plenty of times for this but the portal’s closing an-”
 
“But we haven’t dated yet, have we Twilight? Now wouldn’t you think now would be a good time to stay here? Maybe show me a little compassion?”  
“My friends need me…”  
“Aaaawww…”  
“And I was thinking m-maybe for today you could try another waifu for a while… or maybe another mare to keep you busy? Y-you know, to make the work easier.”
 
Sigh “Twilight, There is no-one in this school I want to ask to do this with. You’re the only girl I’ve not had, Twilight. The only one. Every other girl has been here longer than you have, Twilight. Every one. And even if there was a girl who’s been here one day longer than you have, I still wouldn’t ask them for love as long as you are around. That’s right Twilight, it’s you and me. Sitting in my old car as I drive you to lover’s point. I couldn’t think of a more romantic moment if I wanted too. And you have to be with me. You have to, or I’ll MAKE you, understand? …Understand?”  
_{“Y-y-yes”}  
“Good. Then there’s no problems then, is there?”
 
”Don’t you want to use your magic, Twilight?!“

@IHateThatHedgehog  
@CaptainGrumpy
 
“What are these fuckin’ waifus doing on my coffee table?”

@CaptainGrumpy  
How’d she get stolen? How’d she get stolen?! HOW’D SHE GET STOLEN, HOW’D SHE GET STOLEN?!”  
“I DON’T KNOW!” _{(totally knows)}

@kircher  
Do you want this waifu?  
I WANT IT

@kircher  
pulls gun “Step away from the waifu!”

@AaronMk  
“Put the waifu back in the box.”

@Poptard
 
What we need are more narrow faces in the EQG world.
 
Although with Flash it may just reinforce Nic Cage jokes, somehow.

@AaronMk  
Still, not seeing it much.

@Poptard  

 
I think that goes without saying given EQG’s over-all art-style. Everyone gets broad heads.

@CaptainGrumpy  
Nah. Flash’s jaw seems to come to a point, while Jim’s is almost flat at the bottom. Similarly, Jim’s face is far narrower than Flash’s.

@Poptard  

 
How about now

@CaptainGrumpy  
Yeah, I still don’t see it.