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That was cider-infused dirt tho
@Brokedownandmadeone
Without clicking the link, I choose to believe that it should be read as “mud prices rise”. Supply and demand, after all.
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hilarious in hindsight
? How is this not made in response to the new episode?Trixie having a light snack on her way to a “private “party.
>>2060913p (merged)
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“Besides, Maud eats rocks. Trixie just has a similar unique palate.”
“Maud also has an advanced degree and a permanent home.”
“Trixie had a permanent home once too!”
“Only until we paid to get it out of impound.”
@Antonyourknee
””“A versatile and multifaceted entertainer? Yes, Starlight, it would.”
“… Ok, but aren’t there some less… I don’t know, tawdry options available to you?”
“I’ll have you know Trixie now does parties as well!”
“Oh, well that sounds much better. Like for foal birthdays?”
“… No, hers are more… exclusive. And private.”
“… That sounds like-
“It’s not!”
I like your explanation for why she doesn’t just eat grass,its not for ponies of her glorious station,Dirt is of course an alternative Healthy delicacy! Poor Ponies don’t eat Dirt!
Also Trixie’s “Dancing” is just another part of being an entertainer…but with Poles and stallions giving bits before the show is over.
oof ow my feels
Or Pinkie.
>>2058488p (deleted)
(edit didn’t notice the caption for the Trixie link, not trying to troll)
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She’s a bird. Birds eat dirt.
“Trixie happens to be an excellent dancer. It’s very good exercise, and a lot cheaper than some expensive gym.”
“… And that’s why you have a pole in your wagon?”
“Trixie’s wagon needed new wheels.”
@vit