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He banned me from using any of his sinks for the
next week, and made me sleep in the toilet.
It wasn’t as bad as I expected it to be.
He’s a seapony, not some stupid mud pony obsessed with the idea of drowning himself. Air would be drowning himself overnight. Water is required. That being said, you should really make to be careful with that. Maybe check before falling asleep, or choosing a bathtub over a sink. He doesn’t have a bathtub tho huh? Well maybe bathroom sink then. It’s less small than kitchen sink but it’s still a sink.
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And the audience drowned.
your current filter.Drinks a fuckton of water.
he just gets a water bucket on stage
Hence why he traveled to land! It’s just not very practical.
Considering half the instruments don’t work underwater and the acoustics in the tank are terrible, there are probably several reasons.
A traveling band aquarium. Must be a reason seaponies don’t regularly go onto land.
Then all his fishies decided to form a band and go solo, bringing the whole thing full circle. Such is life.
What music career? Now it’s a traveling aquarium career only.
Soon enough he’ll just have a portable aquarium and he’ll be able to sell tickets.
Ah, so invent some magical science liquid. I’m sure that will come easily to a guy who can’t even remember to turn off a tap.
Oh that’s another great idea. Thank you. :P The latter one.
It’s either that or make friends with a unicorn.
your current filter.Gotta make your traveling ‘bed’ look aesthetically pleasing.
Maybe fill it with a chemical that doesn’t affect seaponies but does normal ponies so they don’t mess with it even further.
Put in a couple of sea snakes and an octopus for flavour, perhaps.
Or, if he’s a total idiot, fill it with way too much chlorine and learn the meaning of regret.
Put dangerous fish in it to deter others from messing with it. Wouldn’t wanna mess with, uhh, barracudas?
That gives me a vector idea.
Or buy a truck, carry a giant swimming pool on the back, shoo away all the annoying kids who keep trying to play in it. You know, normal reasonable precautions for land-based fish folk.
Wheel around a giant tank of water.
Curls up tightly and just tries to keep his head in the water. Or his tail hangs out more likely.
your current filter.He’s either a tiny seapony or his friend have a giant sink. 🙂