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It’s Heart’s and Hooves Day, and Braeburn doesn’t have a special somepony…. WAIT, WHAT?!  

 
Everypony’s lonesome for somepony else,  
But nopony’s lonesome for me.  
Everypony’s thinking about somepony else,  
But nopony thinks about me.  
When the time rolls around for me to curl up and die,  
I bet I’ll have to hire me somepony to cry.  
Everypony’s lonesome for somepony else  
Nopony is lonesome for me.
 
Everypony’s dreaming about somepony else  
But nopony dreams about me,  
All I need is a bride who wants a big-hearted groom,  
I wouldn’t care if she come riding in on a broom.  
Everypony’s lonesome for somepony else,  
Nopony is lonesome for me…

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Background Pony #5137
@Revenant Wings I’m not gay either, but I would definently want to be Braeburn’s friend.
RandomFanguy
The End wasn't The End - Found a new home after the great exodus of 2012

In my head, there are two explanations for that
 
  1. He’s gay and there are no other gay stallions in town.  
  2. All the mares in town are convinced he’s gay and therefore they ignore him completely.