Killing demons with fire, I don’t have to say why this is ironic

@justanotherponi  
Slight Problem….Derpy was the ones who was Corax in this set. Zecora is Mortarion.

Mina: Curses Ballista! What are we going to do? Spike is dead…AGAIN!  
Ballista: Our answer is forthright Mina, we doth needs gives pursuit. Lest the reprobates make their way to their destination unhindered! Obfuscating this goal however, is the lack of knowledge of their destination. Where Dost they means to retreat?
 
Zecora: Deactivates wraith slip They said the Imperial Palace. This foreboding turn of events fills me with naught but Malice.
 
How long have I languished in the Engine of Woes? How could we allow entry to our empires heart by our most hated foes!?
 
My goal is clear now that Trixie the Blue, Nine times damned traitor, once more walks the Material Realm! And I intend to-
 
Spike: Pops back up ZECORA!
 
Zecora: Oh no…
 
Spike: hugs Zecora tightly OH I’VE MISSED YOU FRIEND!
 
Zecora: Spike, I see you once more draw Breath… sigh I am glad you have once more escaped the clutches of Death.
 
Reptiles: SPIKE LIVES! STOP STOMP

Spike: I just want to give my big sister a “I’m not mad you ruined everything” hug!  
Trixie: THAT WAS OCTAVIA GODSDAMMIT!

@Dawn Blast  
Mina: ….I DID IT! I AM BEST FORGEDRAGON!
 
Reptiles: SPIKE LIVES! Stomps and Flames SPIKE LIVES!

Crashes down
 
“Congradulations My Friends! Through the power of Friendship, you have Found All the Artifacts! And Now I have returned to bring peace and friend ship to all of Equestria! No matter what the voices in my head say”
 
Sweetie Belle: You are Weeeeak Spike….
 
“Shut your not face, brainghost-Sweetie! You not friend!”

If the Empress had a text to speech device.

“Spike Died All the Fucking Time. And Was Too Damn Nice.”

awesome

>Spike was the Ponyarch of the Space Mareine legion The Reptiles. Their homeworld is the volcanic Death World of Nocturne. The Reptiles as a Chapter are unusually concerned with civilian casualties compared to most other Space Mareines and believe that one of their most important duties is to protect the lives of the Empress of Ponykind’s innocent subjects whenever and wherever possible.
 
>The hammer and the fire are both important symbols of the Legion, and the Chapter makes widespread use of Flamers, Meltaguns, and Thunder Hammers in their armoury. As one can imagine, this preference for Flamers and Meltas leads to a strong affinity among the Reptiles for close-range shooting when in combat. Because of their universal early training as blacksmiths, all Reptiles are fully capable of maintaining and performing moderate repair work on their weapons and armour, leaving the Chapter’s Artificers with the free time necessary to create great works of technology and metallurgy.
 
>Despite everyone in the Chapter being reptiles, lizards and the like which has caused a lot of confusion and debate among Ponykind, they are still accepted among the Chapters. And througout the galaxy their Legion is known for being one of the most loyal and staunchy defenders the Imperium has.
 
>* Little know fact: Spike himself was deeply in love with fellow Ponyarch Rarity, wether this was mutual or not was a popular subject of debate among the legions. Spike however did not shy away from publicly stating his feelings by getting a tattoo with her name on it. And he adorned his weapons with… OH MY CELESTIA HOW AND WHERE DID HE GET THOSE LOCKS OF HAIR?!

/inb4 re-rolling flamers and meltas

Took me for ever to find this