Twilight: You do know i am the younger sister of Shining armor?  
Soarin: the shining armor captain of all royal guard and who a married Princess Cadence?  
Twilight: Yes, If my brother a see you do this, you will get his front hoofs meet your face for this and Your captain will learn you a done this do the little sister of her friend, Plus i am the student of Princess Celestia!  
Soarin: Oh dear i am in trouble!  
Twilight: I forgive you, Oh and i am friend with Rainbow dash! If she see you or Apple jack or even Rarity, you will meet their hoof meet your face, Only Fluttershy will not do this but Pinkie will blast you up with her party canon in battle mod, and trust me is powerful and with Spike , you will meet his flame!  
Soarin: He a Dragon right?  
Twilight: Yes, and now excuse me, I have some studying to do and i have a very important Test to pass!(she teleport away)  
Soarin: Man i mess with the wrong mare!  
Night light: Oh you a not only mess with the wrong mare but a make her daddy angry and is me!  
Soarin: Oh (YAY) me(he punch to the face by Night light)  
now in the wonderbolt base.  
Spitfire: So is i get, you a mess with the Father of Shining armor by do tail seduce on his daughter right from of him, not cool man, You do know the tail seduce is a mare thing? You are luck is not her mentor who punch you!  
Soarin imagine himself be punch to the face by Celestia and he not like.  
Soarin: Yeah.  
Spitfire: For this you will be on cleaning duty for month!  
Soarin: Yes Ma’am!  
Spitfire: You are lucky Shining armor down punch on the face for this(she open the door for soarin but she see Shining armor on the other side of her office)SHINING ARMOR?! Oh dear!  
Shining armor: YOU A DO TAIL SEDUCE ON MY LITTLE SISTER RIGHT THE HOME OF MY PARENTS AND MY FATHER A SEE YOU DO IT!(he calm himself) I will not punch you or punish you but i warning you, DON’T DO THIS AGAIN!  
Soarin: YES SIR!  
Shining armor: Good! dismiss!  
Soarin Salut both and go to his cleaning duty.  
Spitfire: Sorry for this Shining armor!  
Shining armor: Yeah, but i hope Cadence will not slap his face!  
Spitfire: Wait? Princess Cadence is here?!  
both hear Soarin scramming of pain alter be slap by Cadence.  
Shining armor: Oh dear!  
Spitfire: Yeah, she don’t like some do this to her sister-in-law right?  
Shining armor: Yeah, anyway, me and her we are here for the wonderbolt shwo for the crystal empire we plan in 6 month, i hope the wonderbolt are free in 6 month?  
Spiltfire: Let me see…Yes we are free!  
Shining armor: Good see you all in 6 month!  
6 month later and Twilight become a alicorn Princess a week ago.  
Spiltfire: So Soarin, how is feel you a mess with the future Princess of equestria?😏  
Soarin: NOT A WORD!(he still remember how Rainbow be angry on him for this and the rest of her friends)

@Burger King Leonidas  

 
Pretty much, yeah xD .

@Franklin  
“Twilight is so lucky”

wonder what rainbow dash will say ?? (

Get some!

@Background Pony #280A  
Check that to which I replied.

@Agent Tasmania  
That’s not sexual harassment, it’s being flirty.

@SkyChildLeo  
Sexual harassment conviction while in uniform added an additional charge of Conduct Unbecoming in the REDF courts, costing Soarin’ his commission and his venerated place among the Wonderbolts.

@Tomaster  
Your mind’s eye may have been looking at a memory of Ponibooru. :j

Bad touch, bad touch!

This would be a nice underground pairing.

I don’t know why but I wished this pairing was used more :)

I swear I saw this here before..
 
Eh, whatever.

Nope, not a dupe. Checked the Soarin’ tag and even went so far as to remove the ’ in Soarin’. Not a dupe.

If it is a dupe, its either poorly tagged or nonexistent.

Neeerd.

Dupe