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I’ve always preferred Blueblood as the Crimson Fucker, but a Sombra is fine too. Now if you’ll excuse me, I’m going for a walk.
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Sombra: “Whaaaat~?
Luna: “What… Do I need to give you… to keep you in the palace for the evening?
Sombra: “I’m going to need a new gun. Also one for Amber as well.”
Amber: “But I already have a gun!”
Sombra: “Get that bitch a cannon! Bitches love cannons.”
Luna: “Anything else?”
Sombra: “A 70-inch… Crystalline Widescreen TV.”
Luna: “Really?”
Sombra: “With Neighflix.”
Luna: “Should it also be 3-D?”
Sombra: “NO, THAT’S A STUPID FUCKING GIMMICK AND EVERYONE KNOWS IT!
No, but he’s a fuck-mothering Pony Of Shadows.
@MarauderPilot
Well, good job. You’ve secured step one. What about steps two through ten?
@Mugen Kagemaru
Excuse you, but they’re lucky they stayed on board the blimp and watched everything happen, ‘cause if they went to make house at the parliament or whatever that place was, they’d find a fuck-mothering badass of a politician, who deserves to be referred to as such, and he’ll have them say that it was him who sent them to Hell. Along with apology for the inconvenience.
Never disagreed on that
@QuasarNova
@Mugen Kagemaru (addendum)
Bottom line: Penwood’s death was an awesome Last Act Of Defiance, but sadly didn’t accomplish much in getting rid of the more powerful enemies.
Which were all faceless mooks and not, say, the Doktor, Schröinger, or the werewolf guy, whose rank I forgot.
Or, perish the thought, Zorin Blitz or the fucking Major.
@Mugen Kagemaru
Penwood was a badass even if it was just during his last moments.
That being said, he’s 30 kills are diminish once you-know-what gets released
uhhh, did you even see the abridged version? he took like, 30 Nazi vampires with him
*And nothing was damaged.*
Welp, you died as you lived. Useless cannon fodder.
ah, well that is where i must rebuke you, because where you see one man I C4…. WHEN YOU GET TO HELL, TELL EM PENWOOD SENT YOU! and then apologize on my behalf for the inconvenience. click BOOM
Cadence would be one of those old dudes that give the Hellsing Organization.
Excpet for Granny Smith, she’s Sir-F*ckMothering-Penwood
Then who will Cadænce and Granny Smith play?
Celestia: Integra
Luna: Walter
Who will Celestia and Luna play?
For reasons I can no longer recall I thought her name was Rumplestiskin.
Before I commit seppuku for this dishonor, I will just say that I’d cast Twist as her, because lisp.
Where’s Rip Van Winkle in that list?
Vinyl Scratch as Seras Victoria. Other than that? Good calls all around.
Because it’s retarded, that’s why.
And no, you don’t deserve a better answer than that.
Also kill it with fire how has no one thought of that?
here he is michale mcdosen’t exsist he is also know as steps 2 through 10
Fair enough.
He slaved a lot of ponies to earn that title. He deserves to be called such
He may not be a vampire but he’s got fangs. He’s also a fuck-mothering King.
I could actually sort of see that. Now who would be Seras? My money says Twilight.
In fact here is my casting choices:
Cadance- Integra
Sombra- Alucard
Twilight- Seras
Granny Smith- Walter
Applejack- Father Anderson
Blueblood- Luke Valentine
Flash Sentry- Jan Valentine
Rarity- Captain Bernardette
Fancy Pants- the Dandy Man
Scootaloo- that nazi cat boy thing who’s name I forget
Pinkie Pie- ze Major
Twist- Rumpelstiltskin
Rainbow Dash- Zorin Blitz
Fluttershy- the Nazi Werewolf Captain who never had a name given as I recall.
Chrysalis- Maxwell
Apple Bloom- Heinkle
Sweetie Belle- Yumi
I’ve put entirely too much thought into this.
@HamburgerTime
But then who would be Jan? Flash?