@Background Pony  
No why drink that HorseP!$$ Dishwater when I could be drinking something German with a ABV 5~10%? Ya can keep your Training Beer! I prefer a good Doppelbock or Weizenbier, ya know something that can get ch’ya buzzed without having to drink a whole Sixpack?

@Revan0123  
 
GET OVER HERE!  
LET SCOOTALOO HAVE THAT MOTORBIKE OR YOU’LL SUFFER IN THE NETHERREALM!!!

>shop at Wal-Mart  
>Budweiser expectations  
>Dr. Thunder reality  
>poors  
>I has a sad now  
>feelsbadman.gif.jpg.png

Besides American Beer??
 

@SlayerBVC  
It ONLY costs $17.97(USD) + VAT Stop being a cheapskate, and get the Chicken her Bike!!

Bikes + Beer - the awesome hyper drunken super speedy suicide combo!
 
“Look Sanchez, you haven’t really lived a life of full badassitude ‘til you’ve died violently. You’ll be fine, I swear. Even Jesus did it and he was ok after a couple days behind a rock.”  
“But wasn’t Jesus a demigod or some shit?”  
“Yeah, but this is the modern age. You’ve got a Ducati and a sixpack of Budweiser. That guy is like, two-thousand years old. All he had was some wooden planks and rusty nails. Now he’s got a whole book about him.”  
“Isn’t it more like half a book?”  
“Shut up and drink your beer.”

@SlayerBVC  
You explain that $17.97 is the price of the beer, and you get a CHANCE to win the motorcycle. Walmart does not sell motorcycles. (But apparently you can buy liquor in american walmarts!)

@SlayerBVC  
I know what Scorpion would do…
 
…you can guess what happens next…