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No why drink that HorseP!$$ Dishwater when I could be drinking something German with a ABV 5~10%? Ya can keep your Training Beer! I prefer a good Doppelbock or Weizenbier, ya know something that can get ch’ya buzzed without having to drink a whole Sixpack?
GET OVER HERE!
LET SCOOTALOO HAVE THAT MOTORBIKE OR YOU’LL SUFFER IN THE NETHERREALM!!!
>Budweiser expectations
>Dr. Thunder reality
>poors
>I has a sad now
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It ONLY costs $17.97(USD) + VAT Stop being a cheapskate, and get the Chicken her Bike!!
“Look Sanchez, you haven’t really lived a life of full badassitude ‘til you’ve died violently. You’ll be fine, I swear. Even Jesus did it and he was ok after a couple days behind a rock.”
“But wasn’t Jesus a demigod or some shit?”
“Yeah, but this is the modern age. You’ve got a Ducati and a sixpack of Budweiser. That guy is like, two-thousand years old. All he had was some wooden planks and rusty nails. Now he’s got a whole book about him.”
“Isn’t it more like half a book?”
“Shut up and drink your beer.”
You explain that $17.97 is the price of the beer, and you get a CHANCE to win the motorcycle. Walmart does not sell motorcycles. (But apparently you can buy liquor in american walmarts!)
I know what Scorpion would do…
…you can guess what happens next…