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Subjects of Equestria! We are pleased to kick off the Nightmare Night Festivities and the 14th anniversary of the return of our beloved Princess Luna! Join us in celebration!
No why drink that HorseP!$$ Dishwater when I could be drinking something German with a ABV 5~10%? Ya can keep your Training Beer! I prefer a good Doppelbock or Weizenbier, ya know something that can get ch’ya buzzed without having to drink a whole Sixpack?
GET OVER HERE!
LET SCOOTALOO HAVE THAT MOTORBIKE OR YOU’LL SUFFER IN THE NETHERREALM!!!
>Budweiser expectations
>Dr. Thunder reality
>poors
>I has a sad now
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It ONLY costs $17.97(USD) + VAT Stop being a cheapskate, and get the Chicken her Bike!!
“Look Sanchez, you haven’t really lived a life of full badassitude ‘til you’ve died violently. You’ll be fine, I swear. Even Jesus did it and he was ok after a couple days behind a rock.”
“But wasn’t Jesus a demigod or some shit?”
“Yeah, but this is the modern age. You’ve got a Ducati and a sixpack of Budweiser. That guy is like, two-thousand years old. All he had was some wooden planks and rusty nails. Now he’s got a whole book about him.”
“Isn’t it more like half a book?”
“Shut up and drink your beer.”
You explain that $17.97 is the price of the beer, and you get a CHANCE to win the motorcycle. Walmart does not sell motorcycles. (But apparently you can buy liquor in american walmarts!)
I know what Scorpion would do…
…you can guess what happens next…