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Exactly. This hardly qualifies for the “Shining’s a moron” tag when he brings up a good point. Given that they’re married it SHOULD be a given that he’s the father.
Both hideous exaggerations. 11 month gestation and horse birth is frequently and incredibly quick and easy deal. Stories abound of ploughmares giving birth while the ploughman was getting lunch and being ready to get back to work when he was.
Could be he just knows what the “princess of love” gets up to with all the stallions in the castle…
Cause that would imply they had sex.
Also, horses are basically pregnant forever. And then they tear when giving birth, and you have to sew up their vaginas.
She’s slimmer in Season 2, so this is frighteningly possible.
What if Mrs. Cake was already pregnant in season 1?
Well. Lookie here, a fuckin’ comedian, Private Pinkie. I admire your honesty. Hell, I like ya, you can come over to my house and preen my sister.
(bucks you in the stomach)
You little scumbag! I got your name, I GOT YOUR WINGS! You will not whimper! You will not squee! You will fly by the records set!
WHO THE FUCK SAID THAT? WHO’S THE SLIMY LITTLE CHANGELING SHIT TWINKLE-HOOFED COCKSUCKER WHO JUST SIGNED HIS OWN DEATH WARRANT?
is that you john wayne, is this me?
(slaps the 9 fucks out of you) Private, you best UNFUCK yourself, or so help me Almighty GOD, I will rip your wings of and shove a jelly donut in the hole! You understand that?!
“Sir, I did it again.”
PRIVATE ,ARE YOU TRYING TO OFFEND ME?!
“Sir, I just peed myself.”
if your wife said “i am pregnant!..and you the father!” you would be a bit suspicious..
or both.
or he is just stupid