@patchwork_soldier  
I know i’m necroing, but this has to be said: ASBESTOS LINED FIRE SUIT! The fact that the pyro wears fire protection ( which is designed in a one size all fasion , to the same proportions, no less) completely destroys the vast majority of the theory, and as for the rest, how do we know whether or not it’s schitzofrenia(i know i didn’t spell that right, i don’t really care), as it could be caused by something else, such as a disease or from the ‘australium’. Wow, i should not talk about game theory.

averages are so accurate
 
who wants to burn things. first barn down = giant lollipop

That’s was a terrible theory. Everyone knows he’s a guy, it’s just wishful thinking.

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I am making this my TF2 spray right now…..

Here ya go,a link to the theory.
 
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gA_24zLyKdI

@Background Pony #4345  
Just copy and paste it.

The problem is, that’s obviously a spy.

Lyra your wrong he was part of a group of 9 praised throughout humanity

@Prof.NightJack  
Really? Well by his hight, statureHe is to tall and broad to be female. due to finger length differentials, his ring finger is the same size as his index. That is often due to the fact there is little testosterone in womb during development.
 
The schizophrenia was determined by the release of meet the class video. Due to the bright colors, and the truly unnerving disassosiation with reality in the form of the landscape.
 
As well as his view if the others such as the scout as cherubs all determined the gender and mental health of the pyro.

@patchwork_soldier  
That’s not possible, I did the same and came out with him being a lizardman!

@patchwork_soldier  
No thanks.

Using scientific biological facts about human physiology. I determined that the pyro is a Schizophrenic homosexual male.
 
Haters start your keyboards.

That explains so much…

horo horo horo

This sounds like me…

@Background Pony  
True but I think it’s besides the point.

@Shepherd  
We need more Pinkie Pyro.

It all makes sense now!

@Ichijoe  
but Pike Pyro is female.

Cue… The Music!
 
Do you believe in Magic?  
In a young Girls Heart  
How the music can free her  
Whenever it starts  
And it’s magic…
 
And you should’ve used a Pic of Pinkie Pyro instead!

Completely normal reaction.

Accurate.

Ok I will fix it,

@Prince Fluffy  
That too.

@Prof.NightJack  
I’m more irked that this person misspelled “mares”. But to each their own I guess.